Where did all the G.I. Joe fighters train?

At the "Yo, Joe!"

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Why were the Foo Fighters in the kitchen?

They had another confection to make.

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The Roman fighter showed no remorse as a cannibal. In fact...

He was gladiator

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📅︎ Jan 21 2021
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7, 8, and 9 are the only members of their gang. 7 is the fighter, small but tough; 9 is the conman, big but nice; and 8...

is between 7 and 9, average and mean.

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👤︎ u/Freklred
📅︎ Apr 30 2020
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Where does a UFC fighter go if they die in the octagon?

Brawlhalla

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👤︎ u/blacknmi1d
📅︎ Jun 15 2020
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The foo fighters are doing an awesome job

I haven't had to fight any foos myself in a while.

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👤︎ u/sehtownguy
📅︎ Mar 14 2020
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What did the Roman fighter say about his cannibalism?

He was gladiator.

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👤︎ u/etherreal
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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What did the bull fighter say to the sad door?

"What's a matador?"

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📅︎ Sep 13 2019
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I was called in to investigate the murder of Smokey, the forest fire fighter.

It was a grizzly scene, almost too much to bear.

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So... A fighter in the coliseum faced a strange challenge...

He was presented a beautiful lady and told he had to kill her with cannibalism. This fighter has a good heart and could never do this, but if he did not oblige than both would die. He beat her to death and fed on the remains. Afterwards, it was revealed that the lady was actually quite evil and murdered children.

The camera pans out, it's Russell Crowe, he is Glad-he-ate-her.

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📅︎ Apr 09 2018
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What did the WWII French freedom fighter do in the bathroom?

The Piss de resistance.

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📅︎ May 04 2019
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Do ISIS fighters on the front lines head back to a mess tent for their dinner like other military forces?

... Or when they're feeling peckish do they just hit up the Allahu Snackbar?

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I’m the second best fighter in the world.

I’ve come second in every fight I’ve ever been in.

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What did the Japanese street fighter say when he met the American?

R yu Ken?

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What did the Mexican fire fighter name his twins?

Jose and hose B

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👤︎ u/BoothHAF
📅︎ Jul 22 2018
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What did the fire protection equipment say to the fire fighter?

"No guarantees, but I'll do asbestos I can."

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👤︎ u/dubgeek
📅︎ Nov 16 2017
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The Foo Fighters should have their own amusement park ride called the "Rockin' Grohlercoaster"

I just picture Dave Grohl riding the coaster car in his throne with his leg in a cast rocking out.

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My dad is in an all vegan Foo Fighters cover band called the Tofu Fighters.
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👤︎ u/RedYellon
📅︎ Sep 28 2016
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The Food Fighters - "Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of Cheese)" is cheese sex a thing? youtube.com/watch?v=NE5sE…
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Why was the U.S. Fighter pilot shot down at 12:00 AM?

His wing man told him the enemy was at 1 o'clock.

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What is the best set of tools for martial arts fighter?

Karate Kit.

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👤︎ u/wuchta
📅︎ Dec 01 2016
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Did you hear about the MMA fighter who won an essay contest?

He had the best submission.

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👤︎ u/capomatt
📅︎ Jun 08 2016
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The three wise men in the nativity were actually fire fighters.

We know this because they came from afar.

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👤︎ u/IcarusI
📅︎ Dec 26 2014
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