As much as they tried, the ladies couldn't get Mr. Peanut out onto the dance floor.
He was a bit of a wall nut.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
I went to a dance club with the Flu....
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︎ Feb 09 2021
Lunar new year in Vietnam is celebrated with lion dances, dragon dances, fireworks, family gatherings and meals, ancestor worship, and giving red envelopes to children and the elderly.
Thank you for coming to my TαΊΏt talk.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
A man recently ran up to me announcing that he was a primary color, then instructed me to perform a modern dance trend on the fourth letter of the alphabet and food coloring.
He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Why couldnβt the skeleton dance?
It had no body to dance with
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︎ Jan 12 2021
The Hammer Time dance should be considered a ball room dance.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Why didnβt the skeleton go to the dance?
He had noβbodyβ to dance with
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Who did Fankenstein take to the dance?
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Why couldn't the programmer dance to the song?
Because he didn't get the... algo-rhythm...
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︎ Jul 05 2020
What is the cookie's favorite dance at the wedding?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Why was the square dance fiddler arrested for smuggling?
Because of his contra band...
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︎ Aug 15 2020
What is a person who dances nimbly in the phalanx? A Hoplite.
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︎ May 29 2020
Passing the time in quarantine teaching the cat to dance...
Waste of time turns out hes got two left feet.
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︎ Mar 31 2020
If Apple owned a dance stadium, would it be called the MacArena?
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︎ Apr 17 2019
Anyone can dance on the ceiling...
If they just stick to it.
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︎ Feb 02 2020
Can you do the elevator dance?
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︎ Mar 04 2020
Who did the zombie take to the dance?
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︎ Feb 02 2020
Whatβs the best kind of booze if you want to dance all night long?
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︎ Feb 18 2020
Did you hear about the oyster that over did it on the dance floor?
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︎ Oct 10 2019
I've always found the claim that rapping to dance music isn't rap music...
... to be hip-hop-critical
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︎ Jan 06 2020
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out
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︎ Sep 29 2019
the chicken dance is seductive and sexy...
it is... po-ultry in motion
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︎ Nov 25 2019
My Latin wife dances a lot as she keeps the floors clean...
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︎ Nov 13 2019
A cannibal was walking through the jungle when he came to a clearing and saw a freshly killed elephant lying down with a pygmy standing on top of it, brandishing a big stick and doing a victory dance.
"Have you just killed that elephant?" asked the cannibal.
"Yes," replied the pygmy, "I did it with my club."
"Wow," replied the cannibal. "You must have a really big club!"
"Yes, there are about forty of us!"
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︎ Aug 04 2019
I never expected the vintage movie I was watching to end with everyone doing a dance popular in the early 60s which is inspired by rock and roll.
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︎ Oct 22 2019
What technology does the Chinese Government use to determine which dance moves are appropriate and respectable?
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︎ Oct 24 2019
Why did the broom win the dance off?
He swept away the competition.
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︎ Aug 21 2018
Why did the two knives go to the dance together?
Because they both looked sharp
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︎ Feb 14 2019
I wanted to take Ballroom Dance lessons but the teacher wasnβt around...
Apparently she just waltzed right out of there.
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︎ Apr 04 2019
Where do the computers go to dance?
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︎ Jan 28 2019
What do you call a dinosaur that knows the latest dance move?
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︎ Sep 16 2018
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︎ Feb 15 2014
What is the favorite dance move of locksmiths?
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︎ Nov 25 2018
Whatβs the dance of dairy products?
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︎ Aug 25 2018
Where do the spaghetti and sauce go to dance?
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︎ Aug 03 2018
Why didnβt the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the dance alone?
Because he had no 'body' to go with
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︎ Aug 09 2019
Why couldn't the skelaton dance?
He had no body to dance with..
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︎ Jul 19 2019
Why did the skeleton not dance at the club?
Because he had no body to dance with.
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︎ Feb 25 2019
Why did the broom win the dance off?
He swept away the competition.
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︎ Aug 31 2018
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
It had no body to dance with!
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︎ Oct 29 2017
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