As much as they tried, the ladies couldn't get Mr. Peanut out onto the dance floor.

He was a bit of a wall nut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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I went to a dance club with the Flu....

It was sick.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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Lunar new year in Vietnam is celebrated with lion dances, dragon dances, fireworks, family gatherings and meals, ancestor worship, and giving red envelopes to children and the elderly.

Thank you for coming to my TαΊΏt talk.

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A man recently ran up to me announcing that he was a primary color, then instructed me to perform a modern dance trend on the fourth letter of the alphabet and food coloring.

He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Why couldn’t the skeleton dance?

It had no body to dance with

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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The Hammer Time dance should be considered a ball room dance.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForestValkyrie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no”body” to dance with

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πŸ‘€︎ u/URLcrazy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Who did Fankenstein take to the dance?

His Ghoulfriend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Why couldn't the programmer dance to the song?

Because he didn't get the... algo-rhythm...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wazer_mn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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What is the cookie's favorite dance at the wedding?

The Macaroon-a!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Why was the square dance fiddler arrested for smuggling?

Because of his contra band...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What is a person who dances nimbly in the phalanx? A Hoplite.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/krmjn
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Passing the time in quarantine teaching the cat to dance...

Waste of time turns out hes got two left feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blacky-o-hare
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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If Apple owned a dance stadium, would it be called the MacArena?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zombie-narwhals
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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Anyone can dance on the ceiling...

If they just stick to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bcarD83
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Can you do the elevator dance?

It has no steps to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LadenStarfish
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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Who did the zombie take to the dance?

His ghoul-friend!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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What’s the best kind of booze if you want to dance all night long?

Wild Twerky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brisquet
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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Did you hear about the oyster that over did it on the dance floor?

He pulled a mussel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoVeryKerry
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I've always found the claim that rapping to dance music isn't rap music...

... to be hip-hop-critical

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?

He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaskedForGas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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the chicken dance is seductive and sexy...

it is... po-ultry in motion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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My Latin wife dances a lot as she keeps the floors clean...

She likes to rumba...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle when he came to a clearing and saw a freshly killed elephant lying down with a pygmy standing on top of it, brandishing a big stick and doing a victory dance.

"Have you just killed that elephant?" asked the cannibal. "Yes," replied the pygmy, "I did it with my club." "Wow," replied the cannibal. "You must have a really big club!" "Yes, there are about forty of us!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scout816
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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I never expected the vintage movie I was watching to end with everyone doing a dance popular in the early 60s which is inspired by rock and roll.

It was a twist ending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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What technology does the Chinese Government use to determine which dance moves are appropriate and respectable?

Motion censors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Why did the broom win the dance off?

He swept away the competition.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gl3nnsth3man
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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I wanted to take Ballroom Dance lessons but the teacher wasn’t around...

Apparently she just waltzed right out of there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phrygianhalfcad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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Where do the computers go to dance?

The disk-o!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCR01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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What do you call a dinosaur that knows the latest dance move?

A flossoraptor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ickyfeet
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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The Sexiest Rain Dance Ever imgur.com/uKcqASZ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/matt315
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2014
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What is the favorite dance move of locksmiths?

Pop & Lock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wohf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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What’s the dance of dairy products?

The milkshake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forkingbread
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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Where do the spaghetti and sauce go to dance?

The meat ball

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wgnlfe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he had no body to go with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toaster_bunny_uwu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Why did the skeleton go to the dance alone?

Because he had no 'body' to go with

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Why couldn't the skelaton dance?

He had no body to dance with..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lil_Fell
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Why did the skeleton not dance at the club?

Because he had no body to dance with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daayum69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Why did the broom win the dance off?

He swept away the competition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zigzaggiraffe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?

It had no body to dance with!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taylordprints
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2017
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