The Bottle Rockets Puns

So a medicine man visits a Native American tribe. The tribe has a special ceremony that it holds for the chief where they need to fart really loudly. For some reason the chief can’t fart even after a rigorous diet that would make anyone blast off like a rocket. So the medicine man walks up to the tribe and one of the tribespeople goes “help, big chief no fart”, and the medicine man says, “okay, I’ll give him some medicine to make him fart, three pills.” So he gives the pills to the chief and the medicine man leaves, planning to see how they did a couple of days later. The medicine man returns and one of the tribespeople once again says “help, big chief no fart” so the medicine man gives him double the amount of pills and then leaves. He comes back a couple of days later. The tribespeople say, “help, big chief no fart” so the medicine man, frustrated, gives them the whole bottle for the chief to take. He returns the next day and asks the tribespeople how it’s going. One of the shamans says, “help, big fart, no chief!”