A list of puns related to "The Audience"
He says, “uno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres…
This doesn’t happen with pigeons, though. This is because a coo sticks
"Tough crowd."
...Australians usually boo meringue
"… UNO! DOS!" *POOF* And he vanished without a Tres.
This is because of a-coo-sticks.
I was quite surprised, as Australians normally boo meringue.
Originally posted by u/knowthe_numbers
He yells "UNO!"
The crowd falls silent in anticipation.
"DOS!"
Everyone's eyes are wide, laser focused on the preformer.
Then, the magician vanishes... without a tres.
The reason is a coo sticks.
I told her it was a snap.
I put my hand up and answered, "My car."
Because they had to wait for It
Tough crowd..
A groan-up.
Me, noticing that my two boys have been playing great together for a while: "Hey you guys, quit playing so nice!"
Younger Kid: confusion
Older Kid: exasperated sigh Dad's trying to make a joke.
Nobody: laughs
It was nervous.
He’d come to the microphone and simply say “Guess Who, this is”
They would be playing Hayden go-seek.
...he counts, "uno, dos," then disappears without a tres.
Saw this somewhere online, thought it belonged here.
...apparently the shit hit the fan.
A half-assed joke
I didn't come up with this but its been flying around reddit for a while...
A day before his 15th birthday, the son of a wealthy family was asked by his father, `Well my son, what would you like for your birthday?' The son hesitated a moment and his father's thoughts leapt ahead to a new computer and similar things. However, his son had had a new computer only recently and could have a new one any time he wished.
Finally, the son said, `Father, I have everything a boy could wish for, but there is one thing I would really like. I would love to have a pink ping pong ball.'
The father was rather astonished at this wish, but said, `If it is a pink ping pong ball that you want, a pink ping pong ball you shall have.'
And so, the next day, the son was given as his bithday present a pink ping pong ball.
The boy took the ball to his room and the next morning the pink ping pong ball was gone. The father was mildly surprised but decided not to say anything. The pink ping pong ball, however, was never seen again.
The next year, a day before his 16th birthday, the father asked his son what he would like for his birthday.
Father,' replied the son,I have everything a boy could possibly wish for, but there is one thing I would really, really like. I would love to have a tenpack of pink ping pong balls.'
The father was more surprised than the year before, but kept his curiosity at bay, for he knew that his son had a right for privacy. he said therefore, `If it is a tenpack of pink ping pong balls that you want, a tenpack of pink ping pong balls you shall have.'
And so, the next day, the son was given as his birthday present a tenpack of pink ping pong balls.
The boy took the tenpack of balls to his room and the next morning, not a single ball remained, merely the empty husk of the tenpack. The father wondered where ten pink ping pong balls might disappear to, but decided not to say anything. The pink ping pong balls, however, were never seen again.
The next year, a day before his 17th birthday, the son was asked by his father what he would like for his birthday.
Father,' said the son to this,I have everything a boy could wish for, but one thing would make my happiness complete. I would dearly want a carton of pink ping pong balls.'
The father was beyond surprise, but decided to make sure he had not misheard. `A carton of pink ping pong balls?'
`A carton of pink ping pong balls,' the boy confirmed.
I can't understand your fascination with pink ping pong balls
... keep reading on reddit ➡I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.
I was confused because I thought Australians usually boo meringue.
I was surprised. Usually Australians boo meringue.
I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.
Uno, dos... poof. He disappeared without a tres.
I was surprised, as Australian's usually boo meringue.
Australians usually boo-meringue.
...he disappeared without a tres
He counts “Uno, dos....” and poof, he’s gone without a tres.
He disappeared without a tres.
(I'll see myself out)
He says "uno, dos..."
poof ...He disappeared without a tres.
He says, "Uno, dos..." poof... And he disappeared without a tres.
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