I heard that fish are good for your dog's health.
What do you call a dog that works with shingles?
Did you know that dogs communicate with each other by marking their territory?
So when they sniff and mark the same places everyday, they are just checking and responding to their pee-mail.
How do you call a dog that’s noisy and into bdsm?
I saw a picture of a dog that had four prosthetic legs.
How can you tell that cats are smarter than dogs?
You'd never get 8 cats to pull a heavy sled through snow.
Did you know that dogs can’t read MRI’s?
My vet picked up my dog, looked at him and confirmed that he was cross-eyed and that he had to be put down.
Confused and upset, I asked why.
The vet advised he was too heavy to hold any longer.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
I was talking to my neighbor's wife and she told me that her dog had bit her husband, so they had to put him down.
Then she asked if I could take out the trash weekly.
My dog moon got his leg amputated, but that's ok...
He's a got a faux pas now
I adopted a dog that was owned by a blacksmith.
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door
Two original dad jokes for you that involve our dog Habibi
Our new puppy is named Habibi but we all call her Bibi for short. Here are two real dad jokes I've told about her in the past few weeks:
- What do you call it when Bibi eats one of the Star Wars toys?
Bibi ate
- What do you call it when Bibi shoots out tiny poop pellets instead of her normal poops?
Bibi gun
Thank you, thank you. bows
What do you call a dog that likes laps?
A sheep dog tells her owner she found all fifty sheep. Her owner says that there should only be 46
The dog says, “but I rounded them up.”
I had a dog named Trump that I had to take back to the shelter
Yesterday I went to a zoo that only had a dog there.
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Corona Virus and should not be quarantined any longer.
W.H.O. Lets the dogs out!
The World Health Organizatuon has discovered that Coronavirus cannot be transmitted between dogs and humans. They have released all quarantined dogs.
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes.
Wtf??? My dogs don't even own bikes
Why did the bank hire a dog that collects sticks?
They needed a new branch manager.
I just found out that dogs and trees can communicate with each other
What do you call a group of dogs that don’t laugh at your jokes?
Talking sheep dog: that's all 50 sheep!
Farmer: wait, we should only have 46!
Dog: yeah, I rounded em up
What do you call a crime fighting dog that can swim underwater?
Did you know that dogs can’t use MRI’s?
I once went to a zoo that only had one dog
I want to start a gas company that deals exclusively in fuel derived from dog fossils. It’s going to be called Paw Petrol.
What do you call a dog that mediates soccer games?
Somebody was giving me a synopsis of their fan fic that includes a killer clown, a talking dog, and a flying house and at the end they said
What do you call a dog that floats fine?
I have a dog named Well Enough that bites...
Don’t try to pet him, leave well enough alone.
I had a really disappointing visit to the zoo. They only had one animal, and that was only a dog.
The World Health Organization has determined that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. All dogs being held in quarantine will be released.
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
went to a wildlife park that only had a little, hairy dog..
What do you call a dog that does magic?
What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
What do you call a dog that does magic?
What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
What do you you call a dog that works in roofing
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
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