Says he wants to send a message.
“Sure” says the clerk, “what’s the message?” “Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.”
Clerk says, “OK, but for the same price, there’s enough room for one more ‘woof’”.
Dog wrinkles his brow and replies, “But that wouldn’t make any sense..”
By using remorse code.
Not one. At first, I thought it was just because everyone was muted. It turns out, they didn't find me remotely funny.
I just needed to get that of my chest
Now I'm feeling some reMorse.
Me "there's loads coming, they must have sent a telegraph"
Dad friend "there birds, they tweeted it"
I normally telegraph my jokes, but this one was totally natural... Talking to my wife about my sister's upcoming trip to DisneyWorld and how they were going in May...
Wife..."have talked to your sister about crowds because of the opening of Pandora at Animal Kingdom?"
"Yeh, they are going down opening weekend, but skipping Animal Kingdom completely, I bet it's going to be a real zoo there..."
Edit
Obligatory eye roll and groan.
"Holy crap, I didn't even do that on purpose!"
