Which pasta gets locked out of the house? β€”Technically a wife joke.

Gnocchi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoffa22
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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I mean technically
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πŸ‘€︎ u/its_boogeyman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Technically all national anthems are...

Country music

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yourstangecousin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Technically right
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πŸ‘€︎ u/loot98
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Technically, it’s true
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJ_Roby
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Technically, they both have some spiky stuff
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skupsik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...

β€œI play a little guitar!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Though technically, one isn't
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ebtcrew
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet...

....that could connect to the crowd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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I'm technically an uncle, but my niece laughed so...

Did you hear about the Cockatiel that was trying to find a new home for his family? He zipped back and forth everywhere, but couldn't find a good spot anywhere. Then he came across a bear, sleeping flat of his back with his mouth wide open. Not recognizing what it was, he thought the bear's mouth would be the perfect spot for a nest. He gathered his family and they all got to work building a new home for themselves, but then the bear woke up. Realizing what was going on, he politely informed them that he couldn't let them nest in his mouth. He hated to do it, but it was quite the bird den to bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shatari
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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What is the difference between technical and technological?

olog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pseudosecure
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Found on Facebook
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeppettoBlaise
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Technically True
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpivLife
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Is washing my hands technically a germocide?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/isaacthehedgehog
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Technically true
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jasujs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What's the longest word in the English language?

Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Technically everything on the ground

is under the weather.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueTechJermayan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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I made a small house with a cardboard box for the group of 10 ants running around in my room. Technically, I am now their landlord and they are my...

Tenants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sadchowmrade
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Technically
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pinkpunther96
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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What province has no patience?

Nunavut

My 7 year old just told me this joke, I’m so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legohat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I've just come to the realisation that in a way a baker is technically also a parent...

Because their raisin bread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hairy_Swinger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Technically, prisoners are all incels.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nfira
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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What rhymes with orange?

No it doesn’t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Technically the truth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Why doesn’t Santa have to provide health insurance for his workers?

They’re technically Elf employed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrymmTravel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Chocolate chip dish technically makes this a... Desserted island
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustARandomBucket
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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If Queen Elizabeth was Hispanic

Her name would be " El Lizabeth "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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This man is too tired
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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I was tried for armed robbery, but the case was overturned on a technicality.

My father always said I lack conviction.

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Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad : No Sun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohhimark123456
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Ozzy Osborne’s song β€œCrazy Train”..

is a story about a true locomotive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MariusMon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Statistically,

6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abskkr24
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Technically, every apple is an atoms apple
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadlifememes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Iron man is technically a Fe-male
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DandelionGaming
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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Eye drops are technically blinker fluid

It does indeed exist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AZReifel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Technically correct.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dhariough
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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If you throw somebody out of window when he is sleeping, he technically...

Falls asleep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/troporos
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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It's technically a pun...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solar-Cola
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Well, I mean technically it's true.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/netdoppler
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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A person without arms and a knife in their mouth is still technically armed,

but only to the teeth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSadisticNerd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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We’ve come to a fork in the road... don’t know where to go from here..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leelanzeyez
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Remember the hidden entrances behind bookcases in movies?

It's still the oldest trick in the book!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhispererKappa
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Technically true
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChessGreatest
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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I'm in the middle of something
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaClovek
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Technically we're all third wheeling our footwear

You could say they're your sole mates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/one_panj_man
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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If you buy an album and it goes platinum, you're technically one in a million.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/itswhatitisbro
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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Technically the Arctic is hot if you are attracted to it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cottoncarl-_-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Did you know that, technically, all beverages are alcoholic?

If they’re not getting drunk, then they’re getting wasted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrNerdfighter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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When is the most appropriate time to deliver a child?

Labor Day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riversquid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Technically, national anthems are just country music.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/surgicalfunnel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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