Which pasta gets locked out of the house? —Technically a wife joke.
Technically all national anthems are...
Technically, they both have some spiky stuff
No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...
“I play a little guitar!"
Though technically, one isn't
Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet...
....that could connect to the crowd.
I'm technically an uncle, but my niece laughed so...
Did you hear about the Cockatiel that was trying to find a new home for his family? He zipped back and forth everywhere, but couldn't find a good spot anywhere. Then he came across a bear, sleeping flat of his back with his mouth wide open. Not recognizing what it was, he thought the bear's mouth would be the perfect spot for a nest. He gathered his family and they all got to work building a new home for themselves, but then the bear woke up. Realizing what was going on, he politely informed them that he couldn't let them nest in his mouth. He hated to do it, but it was quite the bird den to bear.
What is the difference between technical and technological?
Is washing my hands technically a germocide?
What's the longest word in the English language?
Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.
Technically everything on the ground
I made a small house with a cardboard box for the group of 10 ants running around in my room. Technically, I am now their landlord and they are my...
What province has no patience?
Nunavut
My 7 year old just told me this joke, I’m so proud.
I've just come to the realisation that in a way a baker is technically also a parent...
Because their raisin bread.
Technically, prisoners are all incels.
Why doesn’t Santa have to provide health insurance for his workers?
They’re technically Elf employed
Chocolate chip dish technically makes this a... Desserted island
If Queen Elizabeth was Hispanic
Her name would be " El Lizabeth "
I was tried for armed robbery, but the case was overturned on a technicality.
My father always said I lack conviction.
Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?
Ozzy Osborne’s song “Crazy Train”..
is a story about a true locomotive.
Statistically,
6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
Technically, every apple is an atoms apple
Iron man is technically a Fe-male
Eye drops are technically blinker fluid
If you throw somebody out of window when he is sleeping, he technically...
It's technically a pun...
Well, I mean technically it's true.
A person without arms and a knife in their mouth is still technically armed,
We’ve come to a fork in the road... don’t know where to go from here..
Remember the hidden entrances behind bookcases in movies?
It's still the oldest trick in the book!
I'm in the middle of something
Technically we're all third wheeling our footwear
You could say they're your sole mates
If you buy an album and it goes platinum, you're technically one in a million.
Technically the Arctic is hot if you are attracted to it
Did you know that, technically, all beverages are alcoholic?
If they’re not getting drunk, then they’re getting wasted.
When is the most appropriate time to deliver a child?
Technically, national anthems are just country music.
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