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Tates Puns

A list of puns related to "Tates"

What do you call Andrew Tate in prison?

Incell

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👤︎ u/marukoshinchan
📅︎ Dec 31 2022
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How do you call a dictator that you can use to draw straight lines?

A ruler.

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👤︎ u/XaVery-
📅︎ Jan 26 2023
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Funny Storey

My 5 year old son and I were eating dinner last night and the song Unholy came on by Sam Smith.

A couple minutes into the song my son asks " what game are they playing"

I respond "what game is who playing"?

My son says "the people in the song"

I respond "why do you think they are playing a game"?

My son says "because he keeps cheating"

The crazy thing is, they don't even use the word cheating or game in the song.

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👤︎ u/ajd416
📅︎ Feb 12 2023
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I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals

I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants

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👤︎ u/Remote_Historian344
📅︎ Oct 01 2022
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Taters gonna Tate
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👤︎ u/Raerst88
📅︎ Aug 29 2020
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My pants fell off at work today

It was pretty em-bare-assing.

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👤︎ u/StungJellyfish-27
📅︎ Jul 12 2022
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Dads have tate...

...but moms lactate

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👤︎ u/ImperialAuditor
📅︎ Jul 21 2018
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Mr. and Mrs. Potatohead never approved of my life choices.

Taters gonna tate.

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👤︎ u/Oh_My_Monster
📅︎ Oct 23 2021
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