Punstoppable

Ise Puns

A list of puns related to "Ise"

I think I am going to be a Grandparent

Kid: What are we having for dinner?

Husband: It's a surprise!

Kid: You mean a SUPPER-ise!

Kid is definitely ready to be a dad.

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👤︎ u/Meilikah
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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If you see a robbery at an apple store

Does that make you an i-witness?

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👤︎ u/Starcream28266
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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A promise

For my highschool, Prom is this weekend. A group of friends asked the guy behind me in class wether or not he was going. He said no. He then said...

"I promise to go next year"

Then I turned around and said...

"Oh. You... PROM-ise to go next year?"

He said yeah then went back to work. 5 seconds later he slowly looked up at me with the "really?" Expression.

Worth it.

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👤︎ u/definetlynotanaltacc
📅︎ May 04 2019
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I hear they're putting all of Claude Monet's paintings in a free gallery

They're de-monet-ising his work.

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👤︎ u/BearryBonds
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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I prefer to get my milk from the church...

that way i know it's pastor-ised

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👤︎ u/fred1840
📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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