A list of puns related to "ISE"
Kid: What are we having for dinner?
Husband: It's a surprise!
Kid: You mean a SUPPER-ise!
Kid is definitely ready to be a dad.
Does that make you an i-witness?
For my highschool, Prom is this weekend. A group of friends asked the guy behind me in class wether or not he was going. He said no. He then said...
"I promise to go next year"
Then I turned around and said...
"Oh. You... PROM-ise to go next year?"
He said yeah then went back to work. 5 seconds later he slowly looked up at me with the "really?" Expression.
Worth it.
They're de-monet-ising his work.
that way i know it's pastor-ised
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