A rather tasty pun.
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This tasty plant wasn't just a big dill, it was the National Anethum
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danarchist
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Pork is tasty
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Tasty
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarlungs1104666
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Tasty
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pinkpunther96
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My girlfriend says I'm ready to be a Dad

I was watching TV with my hispanic girlfriend and on the show we were watching a guy gave a girl a danish (little pastry with fruit). My girlfriend said that while it looked pretty tasty and good, she's not much of a Danish person and I said, "Well, probably because you're hispanic.."

I immediately texted my dad the joke as well.

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A friend of mine offered me a piece of a pizza made out of a magazine that's no longer published. Hesitant at first, it turned out to be tasty!

It was a slice of Life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Tasty clowns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathlysin
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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What do you call it if an insect with a stinger is very tasty?

It is beelicious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScaryPottedPlant
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What's the downside to eating a clock?

It's time consuming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wornsy21
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Mmm.. Synonym rolls

..The way old Grammar used to make them.

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Me so tasty
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CuteHalfling
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Tasty
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I found a weird white, sticky and tasty substance in my field where I grow vegetables...

It's the cream of the crop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dennis584
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Actual underappreciated dad joke

Still one of my best so here's the set up.

I take my wife on a cruise for her birthday. Each night during dinner they have a section of things you would not normally try but you're on a cruise so try it. Anyway one night they had braised ox tongue. So I order it and get a side eye from the wife while doing so. It arrives and I had correctly anticipated her question. Anyway here's the conversation...

Braised ox tongue appetizer is set before me. I cut a small piece and put in it my mouth and begin to chew.

Wife: Well, how is it?!? Me: (slowly looking up) it's... tasty.
W: Did you really order that just to make that joke? Me: yes, yes I did.

In all actuality it was quite good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davedin3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Looks tasty.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dud_03
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I like Synonym Toast Crunch.

It's tasty. And yummy as well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tafkat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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What does a cannibal say after eating something good?

Tasty

cal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLegitCheese
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Pistachios are very tasty

In a nutshell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Egglamation
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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Hubs: Mmm! This looks tasty! Me: Um, no. This looks...toasty.
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Tasty treat for math lovers

What dessert never ends? Apple Pi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HerChewieBear
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A woman asks her husband in the morning regarding breakfast.......

"Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It must be the Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite.

At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food.

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says: ""Can you now stop and get off me? I'm bloody starving!!".

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Coffee Coffee
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Meanwhile, in the kitchen
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I was going to start an all cashew diet

But then I realized that’s just nuts...

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Venison is tasty

But its a little deer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WazzleZazzle
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I was whipping up some pesto when I realized I was out of an herb to add flavor. Luckily, my son's guitar was handy....

I was able to add some bass-il to my tasty sauce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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10 Stupid Puns
  1. My friend once told me she watched Regular Show all the time. I said, "I guess you could say you watch it regularly." We are not friends anymore. (True Story)

  2. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

  3. I wanted to take pictures of the fog this morning… But IΒ mistΒ my chance. I guess I couldΒ dewΒ itΒ tomorrow!

  4. Looks tasty. Gimme a pizza that.

  5. Why do eggs hate jokes? The answers always crack them up!

  6. What did the mayonnaise say when somebody opened the refrigerator? "Hey, close the door! I'm dressing!"

  7. Somebody stole all my lamps…. And I couldn't be more de-lighted!

  8. I once met a pig that did karate… We called him Pork Chop!

  9. Coffee has a rough time in our house. It gets mugged every single morning!

  10. My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve!

(Source For All Puns Except The First) https://bestlifeonline.com/bad-funny-puns/

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Figs
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I really like to put meatballs on bread, add cheese, and sauce.

Oh it’s so tasty.

Edit: whoops, I thought this was the meatball sub

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My boyfriend told me he wanted to bake pie-

I said "Can I bake a pie with you?"

He said " i'm not tasty enough to be in a pie."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devoodle
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Texted my dad to figure out what we wanted to eat for dinner, and got this one

Me: "So, what do you want to do for dinner?"

Him: "Eat, lol. You?"

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What's the difference between a small cookie and a small bookie?

One is tasty, the other's a little bettor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizard7926
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The discovery of taste buds in the male reproductive organs

gives a new meaning to the word tasty-cles

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If I were a Rapper, my Rapper name would be Gershwin. I would distribute my CD's in blue wrappers

They would be Gershin's Rap CDs in Blue.

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So what if I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid?

I can stop any time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
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I was having dinner with my family.

"No phones during dinner," my wife said.

I said, "Of course not. I can't imagine they are very tasty."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
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My history teacher came up with this

Back in the day, we didn't have very tasty soup. Because of this, we put the elbow of the youngoust son in the soup. We did this every time, 30 minutes long. The soup would taste a bit more like meat.

One day, it tasted like sugar.

That's how we discovered he had diabetes.

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Pulled this one out on my husband

So last night, I decided to treat my husband to a big dinner. He piles food on his plate and begins to eat. A while later I heard him sigh out in contentment. So I proceeded to ask...

Me: Was it good?

Him: Yeah, I ate my whole plate and now I'm stuffed.

Me: Well you could've left the plate. I didn't look too tasty to me.

I got glared at.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sippycupsippycup
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When Persian chefs agree to have a bread bake-off...

...do they sign a naan-competition agreement?

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my proudest moment

Last week, I took my friends to my parents house at the beach for a couple days for fun vacation times. One of my friends bought a box of cheerwine krispy kreme doughnuts, but one of the tasty morsels mysteriously disappeared in the night. The day after, we discussed the culprit options. One person said "maybe it was your dad," another said "maybe it was your mom," and I said "or maybe it was one of us.." A couple seconds of silence passed, then I had the biggest pun eureka moment in which I excitedly chortled, "Man, this is a real WHODOUGHNUT!!!"

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Where were you while we were getting high?

So I was on the red-eye flying overseas to meet my buddies for an epic roadtrip adventure. I got me a first class ticket because YOLO and I always wanted to try those convertible seat/beds.

So in the morning the flight attendants serve breakfast, which includes this tasty soup with poached egg in it. They offered drinks and they had champagne so I thought why the hell not.

There were delays and when we finally landed and I got to our meet up place, my mates were already there and gotten the bong out.

They said, "Where were you while we were getting high?"

"I was having..." and I turned to them, took my sunglasses off, and said, "champagne, soup and ova in the sky."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaudette
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I got them good at the dinner table...

So, both my dad and my little brother got back from trips recently. My dad, from Europe, my little brother, from his band trip up in Boston. As we discussed the trips, my little brother told us all about how the band buys up an entire plane in order to get enough seats.

Him "All the seats were band, it was awesome."

Me "If all the seats were banned, how could you sit there?"

After which I was told to eat in my room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michiganfanpgh
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I always get chatty after I eat Italian food.

Must be all the extroversion olive oil!

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My father dropped this off.

https://imgur.com/a/D0ucj

Bonus: there's some tasty irony if you can spot it.

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