Niet dat ik geen Engels kan maar het kan toch fijn zijn om meer een community gevoel te krijgen met mensen die ook nog enigszins dezelfde algemene issues enzo doormaken!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
This was around 130ish am last night.
Last night while driving down glenwood avenue I had a black undercover charge tailgate me for over 4 miles.
Tailgated me from glenwood avenue(around the oberlin rd area) -> 440 -> wake forest rd exit.
My radar dectector was going crazy the whole time. Non-stop KA band warnings.
I pulled onto the wake forest exit to try and shake him where he followed me down to the exit. I made a left hand turn at the intersection down wake forest rd. He followed me down through the turn. Unable to get a rise out of me he targeted the motorist next to me, that was going the speed limit. I know the motorist next was going the speed limit because we were speed matched and I had the dial stuck to 45mph.
The motorist the cop targeted and tailgated at first tried to do a break check on him to break the tailgate, which didn't work. The cop wasn't more then a 1-3 feet away from the motorist rear. The motorist then tries to speed (no more then 5 over) a bit to try and create some distance from the tailgater. When he tried to speed away that is when the under cover cop in the black unmarked charger pulled him over.
I expect better behavior out of pond scum, much less an "officer of the law".
TLDR: RPD has in it's possession a black under cover unmarked charger that likes to harass and ticket people.
BE WARY OF TAILGATERS LATE AT NIGHT. A GOOD CHANCE IT IS A COP AGGRESSIVELY TRYING TO TICKET YOU.
