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Me: Sure, because when they send email, they don’t care if you’re up.
A comeback
He has such a huge Eggo.
He rebooted himself
I promptly burst out singing: "Cause guilty feet have got no rhythm!"
I got a full-on facepalm out of her. It was excellent.
…is called Two's day? That's the only day of the week for which that works.
There's no need for a staff infection.
I work at a shipping company. We'll call it YouPS. Anyway, my coworker, Jose, sees a barbell and asks me, "Why do people order weights in the mail?" I said back to him "I don't know, Jose. I guess they figured they could weight for it."
He just stared with anger as I laughed too hard to myself.
I asked if it was ba-a-a-ad.
Boss: (to the co-worker) So... how did it go down? Me: On one knee...?
If you are wondering she said yes!
"[5/27/15, 12:58:38 PM] Steve: best dad joke ever... a guy goes to the zoo. there is only a single small dog. It was a shitzu"
Because sin 90 = cot 45.
A master baiter
