My anatomy class is currently covering the skeletal system and my professor is being unreasonable with the amount of material we need to know so I made an office hour appointment to speak with him.
You can bet your ass I have a bone to pick with him.
My anatomy class is covering the nervous system and I don't get any of this stuff.
It's so nerve-wracking.
Americans don't like the metric system because most of them have a foot fetish.
Sorry if this breaks the rules but, please cheer up my dad! He's a punctuation expert who is recovering from surgery. He just had half of his lower digestive system removed. It would really cheer him up if you could comment with his favorite punctuation mark:
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I want to build a model of the solar system.
Just have to planet.
What is a spacecraft chock-full of microbes sent to populate the nearest planetary system?
A probe-biotic.
I'm in favor of the US converting to the metric system
You could say I'm a pro-grammer.
Patient: Doctor, I swallowed some rope last night Doctor: Have you got it out of you system yet? Patient: I'm a frayed knot
Someone should start a line of houses with state-of-the-art security systems
Call it "Sure-Lock Homes".
Our system of government is based on a system of checks and balances.
The key to making it work well is for people to not write checks that exceed their balances.
None of the planets in our solar system have shown interest in a relationship with Pluto
He's just too cold and distant.
Bonus punchline.. They just want a platonic friendship
A doctor, who was just newly a dad, decided to give a medical school lecture on the human reproductive system and what he learned throughout his partner's pregnancy. When a student asked what the correct pronunciation of ovaries is, he shrugged and said:
Oh, varies.
my review of the solar system
1 star
One of my employees was having problems with his vehicle'sβ audio system.
Him: "My bass is so loud, it's vibrating my negative terminal off of the battery."
Me: "So in other words, the bass is giving you treble?"
He's a dad too so, he laughed.
Have you heard about the groups of feline warriors that protects the immune system?
They call themselves the gang-lions.
What do you call a bodyguard for System of a Down?
A Serj protector.
Which system of government had the biggest problem of people always questioning their grandmothers?
The Weimar Republic
Is the solar systems rent out of this world?
I heard space is expansive
Why are grams afraid of the Metric system?
Because they kilogram.
What do you call a multi level system of cats?
Cataracts
My little brother was making a mobile of the solar system
Brother: Dad, what color is Uranus?
Dad: the same as yours
My review of our solar system:
one star
