A list of puns related to "Sweet Wine"
She had left the room and I moved her wine glass to make room for folding laundry. She returned and asked, "Where'd my glass go?" So I gave my slyest wink and said, "Scotland?" ...She thought that was so hilarious and awesome she *showered me with sweet love late into the night. *(or she groaned and rolled her eyes and we folded laundry while watching Seinfeld reruns)
The other day at work our usual wine delivery guy came in, so I alerted my manager.
Me: The wine delivery is here.
Him: Sweet.
Me (pretending to inspect the wine) : Actually, I think it's a white.
Today while out to lunch, my husband was walking with my daughter (19 months). They walked past the wine slection on their way out when my daughter tried to reach for one, my husband responded, "No sweet heart. You've already had enough whine today."
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