Got my wife on a regular ol Tuesday night.

She had left the room and I moved her wine glass to make room for folding laundry. She returned and asked, "Where'd my glass go?" So I gave my slyest wink and said, "Scotland?" ...She thought that was so hilarious and awesome she *showered me with sweet love late into the night. *(or she groaned and rolled her eyes and we folded laundry while watching Seinfeld reruns)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chronstoppable
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2014
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Got My Manager

The other day at work our usual wine delivery guy came in, so I alerted my manager.

Me: The wine delivery is here.

Him: Sweet.

Me (pretending to inspect the wine) : Actually, I think it's a white.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imperious23
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2014
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Whine for wine

Today while out to lunch, my husband was walking with my daughter (19 months). They walked past the wine slection on their way out when my daughter tried to reach for one, my husband responded, "No sweet heart. You've already had enough whine today."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/periwinkl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2014
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