My failed suicide attempt was on tv

It was breaking noose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Counterswift
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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My terrorists girlfriend said she hadn't ever attempted a suicide bombing

But today I found out jihad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RamSamG
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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My mom became my dad

Me and my mom were talking about the our kitchen clock, that fell from the wall:

Me: Maybe he just attempted suicide. Mom: Yeah, it was his time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Morksjel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2014
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Breaking Noose!

Up next, A Man's Failed Attempt at Suicide.

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