Suicide Attempt Puns

A list of puns related to "Suicide Attempt"

My failed suicide attempt was on tv

It was breaking noose

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👤︎ u/Counterswift
📅︎ Sep 02 2017
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My terrorists girlfriend said she hadn't ever attempted a suicide bombing

But today I found out jihad

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👤︎ u/RamSamG
📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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My mom became my dad

Me and my mom were talking about the our kitchen clock, that fell from the wall:

Me: Maybe he just attempted suicide. Mom: Yeah, it was his time.

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👤︎ u/Morksjel
📅︎ Jun 17 2014
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Breaking Noose!

Up next, A Man's Failed Attempt at Suicide.

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👤︎ u/Chowd_u
📅︎ Mar 15 2017
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