Sugar Free Puns

A list of puns related to "Sugar Free"

"excuse me, is this sugar free?"

Cashier: No. You have to pay for it.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
šŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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What do you call sugar-free breath mints from California?

"Sacramentos."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/PotBuzz
šŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Sugar free candies would be much cheaper without the sugar in it.

They'd be free.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/dotduck
šŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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I work in a nursing home. A diabetic schizophrenic I always give sugar free life savers to just said, "You haven't brought me any damn candy all day!" I replied, " I just got here, you need to be patient."

She said,"I am a damn patient!!"

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ugadrugdawg
šŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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Iā€™m middle aged and broke, but I think a young coworker is hitting on me.

I suspect she wants me to be her sugar free daddy.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/porichoygupto
šŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Overheard this at the store today

Mother:"This one is sugar free"

Father:"what a deal. we pay for the whole bottle and get the sugar free!"

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Leah_cloudz
šŸ“…︎ May 05 2014
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Got the young guys at work today

So the young guys at work (they are about 26) left some sugar free chewing gum on their desk while they were outside working, so I grabbed a couple sticks of gum. When they came back inside I told them that I took a couple pieces of gum since the had Extra...

Moans and groans were heard

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Urmomknows
šŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2016
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