I challenged my son, "Take 4 and subtract 2 from it. What’s left? Rolling his eyes, he sighed, "2." I yelled, NOPE!"

"The opposite of right!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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Subtraction, addition, multiplication, and
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apexalator_22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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The next song is all about subtractions....

Take it away boys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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There's so many bad puns on this sub' it's making me just feel numb, and don't talk about the math ones..

..they make me feel even number.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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I've decided to become a math teacher, but I'm only going to teach subtraction.

I just want to make a difference.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoureAMuenster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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I couldn’t figure out why my checkbook wouldn’t balance. It turns out I was adding instead of subtracting.

And that made all the difference.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cderry
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Think of a number between 5 and 15. Multiply by 2, add 3, and subtract 7 from the answer. Now close your eyes.

Dark, isn’t it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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My teacher says I'm pretty good at addition but I'm terrible at subtraction.

I don't get the difference.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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My son finally gets how to subtract!

He learned his lessen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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I am really grateful to my math teacher in elementary school who taught us how to subtract numbers.

She really encouraged us to make a difference.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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My friend said I'm bad at subtraction

I don't know what to take away from that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrbruhhman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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If anyone’s got a joke about subtraction take it away
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jamie-Smithers-
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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All I do in my statistics class is subtract the average number from data sets.

It’s demeaning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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A new restaurant has opened near me called 'Subtraction'

They also do takeaway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Sex is a lot like maths...

You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

Once, because after that you wouldn't be subtracting from 100 anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kdpmx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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I wasn’t gonna subtract any numbers today but they’re already there

You minus well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hecklingheck
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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There’s something about subtraction

That just isn’t adding up for me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhTheComedy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2017
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so i was trying to solve a confusing subtraction problem

but nothing seemed to add up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gassug
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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This song is called subtraction

Take it away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oisin790
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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The mathematician finally solved the Unsolvable Subtraction Problem theorem. All the other mathematicians could carry on with their work because of it.

He really made a difference.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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How do cows add and subtract?

They use a cow-culator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KennyisaG
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2013
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Ladies and gentlemen, my next song is entitled 'Subtraction'.

Take it away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_posh_trophy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2015
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What do you call a person of colour?

A 'hue' man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amiahcaraveo1998
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2017
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Indivisible (X-post MURICA)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boba_Feta
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2013
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How to make a seven even without doing any mathematical equations

You remove the S

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whymydadleftme
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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If I had 2 kids, I would name one adam...

and the other one Subtract'em.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StelthChiken
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Three old men were at the doctor’s for a memory test.

The doctor asked the first old man β€œWhat is two times two?” β€œ194,” came the reply. The doctor turned to the second old man. β€œWhat is two times two?” β€œThursday,” replied the second old man. Finally the doctor addressed the third old man. β€œWhat is two times two?” β€œFour,” came the reply. β€œThat’s great,” said the doctor. β€œHow did you get that?” β€œSimple,” said the third old man. β€œI subtracted 194 from Thursday!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frickumom
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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Math

Someone once tweeted that she was "nonplussed" by the goings-on at a convention.

I asked if she was going to subtract herself from the event.

She didn't laugh. I did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thelupinefiasco
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Pro tip for the kitchen. If you're out of onions and you really need one...

Just take your opinion and subtract 3.14.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cellocat007
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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Me: "Hey Dad, can I get an Xbox One?"

Dad: "Can't you just subtract 359 from your Xbox 360?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MythicDragon45
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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I was never really good at maths.....

There's just something about subtraction that doesn't add up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Black-Artist
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2018
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Come home after sitting my exam and see my dad poke his head out from the kitchen.

"So how did your maths exam go? Did it all add up?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReleaseTehKraken
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2014
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It bothers my ADD

I tell my students to stay in their seats during lessons because my ADD makes me lose focus mid-sentence if they get up.

They ask "Mr El_Guapazo, do you have ADD?"

"Yep, I also have subtraction, division, and multiplication."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/el_guapazo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2013
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My teacher says I'm pretty good at addition but I'm terrible at subtraction.

I don't get the difference.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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Choose a number between 1 and 10. Now multiply it by 2, add 3, and subtract 7. Close your eyes.

Dark, wasn’t it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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All I did in my statistics class was subtract the average from a bunch of data points.

It was very demeaning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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This next song is about subtraction...

"Take it away boys!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2017
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Sex is like math

You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pitchstrikes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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