Got to stud-dee to get my de-gree in my fave subject, Pun-o-graphy !
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Hot and fresh, made to order puns!
Do you need a pun? Just ask!
I can do puns with just one subject, puns that connect two subjects, pun pickup lines, and pun-chlines for jokes of the form "____ walks into a bar."
Just comment on this post with the subject you need a pun on, and I will get back to you as soon as possible.
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︎ Sep 18 2019
If anyone gets an email from me with the subject 'My meat', don't open it.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
What is a snake's favorite subject?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
What is a seals favorite subject?
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︎ Aug 05 2020
The one subject I was bad at in school
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︎ Nov 25 2020
If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed
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︎ Nov 29 2020
My wife: You need to do more chores around the house.
Me: Can we change the subject?
Her: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
My trigonometry teacher loves talking about unrelated subjects for a long time
I guess you could say that he sometimes goes off on a sin/cos
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︎ Sep 24 2020
What is a ghostβs favorite math subject?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
What's a witch's favorite subject?
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︎ Aug 28 2020
My kids got on the subject of lava & asked: βCan you drink it?!β
So I said, βSure! But itβll go right through you!β
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︎ Sep 02 2020
What is a king's least favorite subject?
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︎ Aug 17 2020
My least favorite subject in school was ancient history.
The teacher always tended to Babylon
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︎ Jul 13 2020
My wife says I change subjects too often when I'm talking to people.
I'm glad it rained today so I don't need to water the lawn. Anyone else feel like pizza for dinner?
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Definitely
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?
Now you mention Botox and no one raises an eyebrow.
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︎ Jan 21 2020
PSA: if you receive an email with the subject ding dong. Whatever you do, donβt open it.
Itβs the Jehovahβs witnesses working from home
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︎ May 12 2020
Letβs start this off by breaking the ice. Itβs a slippery subject, but I know we can crack it!
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︎ Jan 31 2020
What do you call a pastry that announces its own position on a subject?
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︎ May 17 2020
If Iβm being subjective, the greatest sci-fi series of all time is Dr. Who.
If Iβm being objective, itβs Dr. Whom.
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︎ Oct 31 2019
A touching conversation
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︎ Sep 29 2020
What is a fish's favorite subject?
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︎ May 08 2020
My Dad told me he always struggled with three subjects in school;
Maths, and he couldnβt remember the other one.
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︎ Feb 10 2020
What was the snakeβs favorite subject in school?
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︎ Feb 07 2020
Braille is a very touchy subject
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︎ Nov 08 2019
A man's daughter wanted to have a tea party with him...
... the man agreed, but he doesn't have much experteas in the subject
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︎ Jan 03 2021
On the subject of books, I also read one about the ocean.
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︎ Dec 30 2019
What subject does Dr Pepper specialize in?
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︎ Mar 08 2020
Animals should be used to represent school subjects...
English should be a hawk, they have good eyes, and you need good eyes for reading.
History should be bowhead whales since theyβve lived through more than anyone else.
And finally, maths should be snakes, I hear theyβre great Adders.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
What's Darth Vader's favorite subject?
Mechanics, Because it talks about the force.
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︎ Dec 05 2019
I hate it when people say humour is only subjective.
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︎ Feb 06 2020
I'm gonna name my baby Subject
It's the only way my wife will let me change the subject in the middle of an argument.
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︎ Jan 19 2020
Subject: weather
Iβm curious as to how many puns can be fit into one comment before it no longer becomes funny.
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︎ Nov 26 2019
What is a seal's favorite subject in school?
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︎ May 28 2019
Who goes Vroom Vroom these days anyway
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︎ Aug 27 2020
I'm a primary school teacher and one of my kids got me in the lols with this one today... what's a witch's favorite subject?
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︎ Feb 14 2019
What school subject is the fruitiest?
History, because it's full of dates.
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︎ Dec 19 2019
Algebra was the easiest subject to learn in Ancient Rome.
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︎ Sep 27 2018
Son: Dad, whatβs your favorite rock group? Dad: If Iβm being subjective, Iβd say The Who.
But if Iβm being objective, Iβd say The Whom.
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︎ Jul 18 2018
What subject does a witch teach at school?
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︎ Oct 18 2019
What's the hardest subject on Earth?
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︎ Aug 18 2019
What is a Barn Owlβs favourite subject at school?
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︎ Nov 25 2019
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
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︎ Jun 29 2020
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
If Iβm being subjective, the greatest sci-fi show of all time is Dr. Who.
If Iβm being objective, it is Dr. Whom.
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︎ Dec 19 2018
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
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