What do you call an elephant with a stuffy nose?

Junk in the trunk.

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📅︎ Apr 23 2021
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My wife frequently gets a stuffy nose

She always says "I can't breathe" to which I always respond "I know, you take my breath away too"

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👤︎ u/Wtayjay
📅︎ Oct 27 2014
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My 5yr old has a stuffy nose. Brilliant dad joke delivery.

"How are you feeling?"

"I feel like an old shoe"

"What does THAT mean?"

"I don't smell good!"

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👤︎ u/Cmm67
📅︎ Apr 20 2015
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My favorite patient

I work in an urgent care center. A patient signed in for a stuffy nose for 2 days. They asked how long the wait was and I said about 15 mins, the person rolled their eyes and walked out. I let the physician know that they walked out. She said "That's always good for their health" I said "Well they were my favorite kind of patient."

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👤︎ u/simplesn
📅︎ Aug 13 2015
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