I thanked my student loans for getting me through college.

I just don't know how I could ever repay them!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Are you a student loan?

Cause I'd like to have you around for the rest of my life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What did the student loan say to the grant?

Hey Pell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rottyhorrorshow
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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He’s to small for student loans
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SweggyPotatoChip
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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Thx student loans,

I'm forever in your debt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonReborn64
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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You know, student loans don’t sound so bad

Everyone I know that got one said it’s outstanding

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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A math major just finished up their undergraduate school...

The math major shared with his family how excited he was to finally get his degree. His dad asked, "Are you sure it isn't a radian for you?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/datetodoor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2015
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Looking for Shark Name puns

Creating a superhero for a project in english and we came up with the Loan Shark, just need names for what he goes by when he isn't fighting student debt. We thought Finn for his first name, but can't come up with anything else.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r_slash_squid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2016
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Shoe Factory

I had just gotten out of college and I don’t live in nice of an area. I really needed money to be able to pay off my student loans for when I was going to have to apply for them.

  My Uncle recommended a shoe factory since it was nearby and the pay was pretty good for what I was doing. After the first year there I had to quit, my body and mind just couldn’t handle it. It was destroying my sole.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lemolo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Dad-joked an unknown boss at work today via chat

> Me: Do you know anything about student loans?

> Boss: A little, why?

> Me: Just looking into things, wondering a bit how they work.

> Boss: Well you have to pay them back.

> Me: Interest-ing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaron1312
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2015
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Thank you, student loans, for getting me through college.

I don’t think I can ever repay you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pinkflyd25
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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Thank you student loans, I couldn't of gotten through college without you.

I don't think I could ever repay you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ducati0411
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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Thank you Student Loans for getting me through college.

I don't know how to pay you back.

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