Stretch Limo Puns

A list of puns related to "Stretch Limo"

A friend of mine claimed he saw a Daihatsu stretch limo.

It turned out to be a big Charade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AFCBlink
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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I have a stretch limo tesla

It's elon-gated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iwantmyteslanow
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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What is the most important part of a stretch limo Tesla Model S

Baaaaatery !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unsecurewifi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2017
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Just spent $300 on hiring a limousine and discovered the fee doesn't include a driver.

Can't believe I've spent all that money and have nothing to chauffer it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I've been a limo driver for 25 years and haven’t had a single customer.

All that time and nothing to chauffeur it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2017
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I don't understand how people have sex in cars. I've never seen a car with enough room to do it comfortably.

Even doing it in a limo would be a stretch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadCorey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2015
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