I Stellar Pun I Came Across reddit.com/r/gifs/comment…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CreamyRootBeer
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[OC] Guess The Pun #44 - This one's... Stellar v.redd.it/5pdxuuzg4xf41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/monarang
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon.

Neil before me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mooshoopork4
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Is there space for a pun here?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wwwSTEALTHYcom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Stellar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckallFoetus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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A blind man walks into a bar

Then he walks into a table

Then he walks into a table leg

Then he walks into wood

Then he walks into wood cells

Then he walks into wood DNA

Then he walks into a molecule

Then he walks into a atom

Then he walks into a qwark

Then he walks into a cosmic string

Then he walks into a multiverse

Then he walks into a universe

Then he walks into a galactic supercluster

Then he walks into a galaxy

Then he walks into a stellar system

Then he walks into a planet

Then he walks into a continent

Then he walks into a country

Then he walks into a region

Then he walks into a city

Then he walks into a street

Then he walks into a bar

ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Arab_Obama_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams walk into a bar

But they didn't planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Going on 3 months now, got her with this stellar pickup line πŸ’œ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Match_Cook
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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Why do racecar drivers put their seats all the way back?

They need plenty of

KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Edit: Thanks for the silver, friends! You sure know how to make a feller feel stellar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnnyfender
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Asked an Alien why they never visits us.

''bad reviews, only one star''they said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlankenSonja
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I ate a clock yesterday.

It was time consuming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ittybitty5243
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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This contractor knocked on my door today and convinced me to invest in wine storage

He was a stellar cellar seller

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadlifememes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?

He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mojomofos4
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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[META] Is this the ultimate dad joke?

A while ago, my daughter told me she was into fan fiction. I told her I used to be as well, but I changed to air conditioner fiction... because it was cooler.

She was not amused.

I have now created a subreddit called r/AirConditionerFiction

If you have the time and the desire, drop by and leave a short work of fiction regarding air conditioning. If this is successful, I will give my daughter a link and wait to see her facial expression. I will also prepare for being put in a less-then-stellar retirement home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/welded_angus
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I recently entered a competition sponsored by the Astrological society.

I didn't come first, but I did win the constellation prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stw303
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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2 Satellites got married

The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gavino245
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2015
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Friend of mine dadjoked the waitress while we were on a double date...

At a restaurant, waitress comes to take our order...

Friend: Yeah, can I have the quesadilla? But I'm not that hungry, is there anyway I can have just one 'dilla' and not the whole case?

I preceded to laugh uncontrollably. The ladies contemplated leaving.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KeithSkud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2014
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Earth is doomed

The earth is doomed, women should go back to Venus, men to Mars, and us gays will go deep into Uranus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sergobe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2014
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I don't like the universe. I give it 1 star.

Sorry that wasn't a stellar joke. I didn't have enough time to planet.

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Son, did you hear how NASA announced John Glenn's death?

Son: No.

Dad: With an orbituary, of course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_akmodo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2016
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What do you call the runners up award at an astronomy competition?

A Constellation prize

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2014
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Driving past Alan Shepard's childhood house when Dad strikes.

Mom: I wonder what it would be like to live in Alan Shepard's house. Dad: I hear the family that lives there is really spacey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theREALmcmuffen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2015
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My dad has historical humor

My bf recently told me about this subreddit, purely because my dad is one of the dadjokiest dads we know. Today, I finally got to document a stellar example of his fatherly humor.

While making a sarcastic FB post regarding furniture I can't afford...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legitifit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2013
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You know the Subaru emblem?

It really is stellar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/butidontthink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2017
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Wife and I were looking to buy some posters of the milky way for my study...

Her: these star maps are pretty good!

Me: yep. You could say they're... stellar cartography.

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Astronaut humor (x-post from advice animals)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zulubowie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2013
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My 13 year old brother dropped this one the other day

So my little bro (13), my best friend (23), and I (23) all play the video game Monster Hunter together. My brother is working on a new set of armor in it and said this to me: "I think I'm going to make the helm for this armor set last and have it be like the crowning achievement". So me (being a new dad) look him dead in the eyes and just burst out laughing at how amazing that was. He didn't even realize he had made a stellar dad joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JB_Scoopz
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