These two wind turbines are standing in a field and one asks the other “what type of music do you like?”
The other one says “I’m a huge metal fan”
Two giant wind turbines are standing in a field,the first one turns around and asks:"what i your favourite type of music?"
The second turbine said:"I'm a giant metal fan"
I was talking to a wind turbine the other day
I asked it was type of music it liked.
It said it was a Big Metal Fan.
So two wind turbines are standing in a field when one asks the other ‘what kind of music do you like?’
The second replies ‘I’m a big metal fan’
Courtesy of my 10 year old!
How do locomotives know where they're going?
You know why locomotive always win with the car?
Because all they do is training
Have you ever asked windmills how they feel about wind power?
Long story short, they’re huge fans.
What do you call a depressed locomotive?
Did you hear about that guy who got run over by a steam train?
Did you hear about the Mexican railway killer ?
How does a train eat it's dinner?
It chew chews it!?
Credit: My 3 year old, who validated the joke through my 6 year old.
How to locomotives get in shape to haul freight?
I discovered a locomotive that never lies...
I call it the true true train
Train derails in New Mexico, killing 23 people
It must have had a locomotive.
Why do clams only think of themselves?
Because they’re shellfish
Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you shouldn't press your luck!
Does a train have teeth?
Then how can it choo choo?
Complements of my 6 year old.
I put the new engineer in charge of driving the locomotive despite without having lessons on how to drive it...
I figured he would do well with on the job training. He went off the rails and wrecked. I don't need to mention about his conduct during the process.
I was talking to a wind turbine last week and we started discussing our favorite music...
I own a wind turbine.
It provides me energy and it’s also my biggest fan.
Why can’t locomotive engineers be electrocuted?
Because they are not conductors
text from my dad who just retired from being a train engineer this morning
When my wife found me playing with my son’s train set, I was so embarrassed that I threw a bedsheet over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
Tried to take a selfie in the shower.
It turned out all blurry. I think I have selfie steam issues.
Two wind turbines are standing in a wind farm..one turns to the other and says “what’s your favorite kind of music?”
He replied “I’m a big metal fan!”
A man goes up to a wind turbine.
Man: Are you a fan of music
Turbine: Yeah I’m a big metal fan
Why was the locomotive so fit?
these two wind turbines were standing in the field talking. one says to the other, "what kind of music do you like?" the reply...
Two wind turbines are standing in a field and one asks the other ‘what kind of music do you like?’
The other replies ‘Well, I’m a big metal fan.’
Two wind turbines stood in a field one wind turbine asks the other wind turbine "What type of music do you like?" The other wind turbine replies..
One wind turbine asks the other one “what kind of music do you like?”
The other one says “I’m a heavy metal fan.”
I went up to a wind turbine. I asked it if it enjoyed music.
It said yeah. I’m a big metal fan.
I asked a wind turbine whether it liked "Blowin' in the Wind"
"Of course," it said, "I'm a big fan!"
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are huge metal fans.
How do locomotives know where they're going?
How do locomotives know where they're going?
How do locomotives know where to go?
How do locomotives know where they're going?
Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says “What music do you listen to?”
The turbine says “I’m a massive heavy metal fan”
How do locomotives know where they're going?
A wind turbine asked his friend what music he liked.
How do locomotives know where they're going?
How do locomotives know where to go?
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