37 Hilarious Squad Automatic Weapon Puns

A fully automatic Dragunov, chambered in 5.45x39, with a 45 round RPK magazine for use as a Squad automatic weapon

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📅︎ Jan 07 2022

Watch out for this guy, Jakemate. He kills his teammates in Descent, takes all the weapons, and then revives you. He's the reason I ended up fighting 20 zombies on floor 3 with a pistol and a grenade, and our squad was lost because only one guy had automatic weapons.

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👤︎ u/I_am_an_aa_gun

📅︎ Dec 15 2021

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Weapon Concept: M249 Squad Automatic Weapon (SAW) reddit.com/gallery/piq4p0

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👤︎ u/n4thanroxx

📅︎ Sep 06 2021

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Poor Man's Squad Automatic Weapon

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👤︎ u/usrnameunk

📅︎ Aug 25 2021

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Squad Automatic Weapon v.redd.it/dk2nq3ivpfu61

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👤︎ u/B1cpfk55

📅︎ Apr 21 2021

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Is the next generation of U.S. military rifles and squad automatic weapons all going to have suppressors?

It appears that all of the candidates for the next generation of military weapons all have suppressors on them, or am I mistaken?
https://www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2020/12/31/new-in-2021-army-to-pick-replacement-for-saw-and-m4-for-soldiers-marines-and-special-operators/

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👤︎ u/strongerthenbefore20

📅︎ Mar 12 2021

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Can you have an automatic weapon in every squad?

The menus in this game kind of confuse me.. I have one squad with one player in it that has the ppd submachine gun and every other player and squad all have mosins. How do I get more automatic weapons for my other squads?

Thanks

Edit - answers in comments 😁

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👤︎ u/z76101

📅︎ May 02 2021

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Which is the better Squad Automatic Weapon; the M249 or M27?

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👤︎ u/strongerthenbefore20

📅︎ Jan 14 2021

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Valmet M78: Finland's Hypothetical Squad Automatic Weapon youtu.be/uxFllG-kvDA

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👤︎ u/TwoSkewpz

📅︎ Nov 02 2020

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Valmet M78: Finland's Hypothetical Squad Automatic Weapon - Forgotten Weapons youtube.com/watch?v=uxFll…

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👤︎ u/starscr3amsgh0st

📅︎ Nov 02 2020

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Collapsible M14 Type IV rifle, designed as a lightweight squad automatic weapon

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👤︎ u/Get_Em_Puppy

📅︎ Dec 19 2019

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Cursed_M249 Squad Automatic Weapon

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👤︎ u/sgtsanman

📅︎ Nov 11 2020

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L2a1 an Australian squad automatic weapon from the cold war era imgur.com/q4GSE7J

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👤︎ u/King_trout

📅︎ May 05 2020

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US funding purchase of 600 M249 squad automatic weapons for Georgian Defence Forces agenda.ge/en/news/2020/36…

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👤︎ u/PjeterPannos

📅︎ Nov 21 2020

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My obsession with Squad Automatic Weapons and LMGs.

I have been playing EFT for a little bit and have been gobbling up as much info about the game as possible. It's a fantastic game with many elements that make me rapidly placing this at the top of my list for favorite shooters. The weapon customization, battle damage, and weapon effects make me giddy in my pants. I mean, any game where the employment of modern gun fight tactics and communications can help you, is golden in my books.

However, I panicked when I noticed a distinct lack of my all time favorite category of weapons: LMGs (and SAWs for that matter) as I would love to take a proper position in my squad. I want to suppress some people and my AK helps me fulfill that mildly. However, I just want that sweet longer barrel and club foot stock to turn that bad boy into an RPD so I can suppress an area while my squad flanks. (For the record, my current set up allows for this anyway and we employ it with success) but I need to scratch my itch and my inner fan boy doesn't like the RPK. What I would love to see is some barrel/receiver variants and bipods that allow me to convert my favorite rifles into their crude SAW brothers.

Either way, this game is doing a bang up job and even just some lame belt fed guns would make my day.

-stay strong comrades.

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👤︎ u/El_Taco_Bueno

📅︎ Feb 27 2020

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Side-Loading Squad Automatic Weapon.

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👤︎ u/B0B_22

📅︎ Apr 03 2020

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Valmet M78: Finland's Hypothetical Squad Automatic Weapon reddit.com/r/ForgottenWea…

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👤︎ u/exoticgunsbot

📅︎ Nov 02 2020

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US Army soldiers conduct the final series of field trials at Fort Benning for the new M14 battle rifle (top) and what was supposed to be its accompanying squad automatic weapon version, the M15 (bellow); Georgia, United States, circa 1956 [960×714]

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👤︎ u/anava02

📅︎ Jul 05 2020

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“The Stinger” A plane mounted machine gun converted to a squad automatic weapon by Corporal Stein. During Iwo Jima Stein used this weapon to decimate multiple machine gun nests. Firing 1,200 to 1,300 rounds per minute this would of course be an elite class if added to the upcoming BF title.

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👤︎ u/Banoodlethehoodle

📅︎ Mar 12 2018

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Received a brief on today, the 75th Iwo Jima Anniversary, from Historian Martin Morgan featuring hybrid weaponry. En Route to the island, Sgt Mel Grevich constructed six belt-fed Squad Automatic Weapons that were instrumental in the fight. youtube.com/watch?v=YgecT…

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👤︎ u/mass922

📅︎ Feb 19 2020

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RPK-16 squad automatic weapon prototype from Kalashnikov Concern. [950x410]

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👤︎ u/moistfrankfurter13

📅︎ Nov 13 2016

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An airman fires an M-249 Squad automatic weapon at Eielson Air Force Base, Alaska, Jan. 9, 2020. Airmen are testing out various brands of cold weather gear as part of an Army research project

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👤︎ u/PUTINKAAA

📅︎ Jan 16 2020

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Set on the sandbags are an M-249 squad automatic weapon (SAW) and an M-79 grenade launcher, 01/01/1989

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👤︎ u/PUTINKAAA

📅︎ Dec 19 2019

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Venil-1 "Wolf" Squad Automatic Weapon W/ Iron Sights Display & Non-Tactical Version

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👤︎ u/VentedPat40

📅︎ Jul 23 2019

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Some of the types of small arms used by Marines in Panama are stacked in the grass. They are, clockwise from upper right, an M16A2 rifle equipped with an M203 grenade launcher, an M249 squad automatic weapon (SAW), two M16A2 rifles and two Mossburg 500 12-gauge shotguns

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👤︎ u/PUTINKAAA

📅︎ Dec 19 2019

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People who perch up high during wave events with an automatic explosive weapon and shred everything before I can get into shotgun range

Hope you guys are having fun up there.

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👤︎ u/mficus

📅︎ Jan 07 2022

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The Pancor Corporation Jackhammer - 12 Gauge bull pup automatic shotgun of which only a few were built. Although it was an obscure weapon, I was very much aware due to its appearance in one of my favourite childhood games, Max Payne reddit.com/gallery/sgzysm

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👤︎ u/B34TBOXX5

📅︎ Jan 31 2022

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Collapsible M14 Type IV rifle, designed as a lightweight squad automatic weapon reddit.com/r/ForgottenWea…

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👤︎ u/exoticgunsbot

📅︎ Dec 19 2019

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M249 Squad Automatic Weapon

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👤︎ u/M1nDz0r

📅︎ Mar 14 2018

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The M27 Infantry Automatic Rifle looks similar to an M16 rifle and is meant to be operated similarly as well. The IAR will replace the M249 Squad Automatic Weapon, [x-post r/militaryporn][1600x646] flickr.com/photos/world_a…

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👤︎ u/EvilOldHausFrau

📅︎ Jan 16 2013

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Hazard zone matched me with 3 other people then spawned me alone and then this happened I can’t zoom weapon or fire automatic(next game) it happened to the next game I tried to play v.redd.it/bqekesz629e81

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👤︎ u/unicorn_w_chainsaw

📅︎ Jan 27 2022

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Armed squads bursting into homes in the dead of night with shotguns and automatic weapons, terrorizing families and taking away anyone who lacks identity papers, may sound like Baghdad - but it is the suburbs of New York City nytimes.com/2007/10/04/op…

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👤︎ u/digital

📅︎ Oct 04 2007

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Is the Army really looking to replace the Squad Automatic Weapon? fbo.gov/index?s=opportuni…

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👤︎ u/cer1ckson

📅︎ Jun 14 2017

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I'm an engineer. I get nervous every time they talk about QA killing hosts or show QA with automatic weapons.

If our QA had access to guns, there'd be a lot of dead engineers.

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👤︎ u/greem

📅︎ Jan 16 2022

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Did the use of the M1 Garand as a primary issue weapon during World War 2 give the American troops a sizable advantage considering the fact that the weapon was semi-automatic while other nations were widely using bolt-action rifles?

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👤︎ u/WonderfulComplaint45

📅︎ Jan 25 2022

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M249 Squad Automatic Weapon.