Spoil Food Puns

.....cause now I falafel.

Talking about how much food we are giving my sister to take back to university with her.

"Paige you are so spoiled" Dad: "Shes not spoiled she smells just like everyone else."

My boyfriend was just finishing up cooking for his friends as one of them was plating the food. He (friend A) asked his girlfriend (friend B) to find him a fork.

Friend A: "did you find a fork?"

Friend B: "no, but I do have a spork!"

Friend A: "I don't need that, I hate using sporks!"

Me: "aw, don't be such a spoiled spork!"

I at least got a groan from one of them