Sphincter?

I hardly know her!

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Why was the anus sad?

Because it has been dealing with shit for years

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What do you call a pharaoh who rarely farts?

Toot-uncommon

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👤︎ u/TinOfPop
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I knew a guy who dreamt of becoming a gastroenterologist...

...but when it came time to apply for med school, he didn't have the guts.

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👤︎ u/tomdelfino
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