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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ToastyZ71
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Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.

It's a Languedoc.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/notBjoern
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What do you call a southern terrorist?

Yee-hawdist

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BHarcade
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What is the most popular boat in the southern US?

A yawl.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thomasbrakeline
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What do you call a gold prospector in the Southern Hemisphere?

An Au-stralian

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LordTrollsworth
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Why is six afraid of seven?

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.

Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary. Six is afraid of Seven because he is a damn psychopath.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MonkeyBrainProblems
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do you know why German communist ate kids?

because they were kinder

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/chewby_chan
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Iโ€™ve heard southern comfort is nice,

Because normal comfort just tastes like fabric softener!

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Nymphomanius
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Did you hear about the tornado in southern USA that was swallowing everything in its path?

It was called the VoreTex-as.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Deciperer
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*calls mum * son : I'm in hospital but don't worry everything is fine

Mum : you're the daym doctor and this wasn't funny the first time

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DJonesy007
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 24 2020
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My daughter insists she is becoming a Southern Belle.

I told her she is my favorite ding-dong.

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In honor of my father for Fatherโ€™s Day, Iโ€™m going to tack you back to the 1990โ€™s. This is rural southern America please read in southern accent.

Me: Daddy Iโ€™m thirsty!

My dad: Hi thirsty Iโ€™m Fridy lets go Saturdy and get a Sundy.

Iโ€™m sure itโ€™s not original but it makes me laugh to think of how I was making my dad insane asking for a DRIIINNNKKK and he would always come back with this.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kayl6
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There are reports that, because of the covid outbreak, Rick Astley is hoarding copies of a 2009 Pixar film, and all albums by a southern metal band from New Orleans. He is not allowing anyone to borrow them. It's also said that Mr. Astley is refusing to go out and purchase cake for others.

To summarize:

He's never gonna give you Up

Never gonna lend you Down

Never gonna run around, and dessert you.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/this_time_i_mean_it
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I once hiked to a lake with the states of Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York on its western, southern, and eastern shores. Not a bird was singing and the lake was still...

It was Erie.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thomasbrakeline
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Whatโ€™s a dogโ€™s favorite southern state?

Barkinsaw

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LaChuteQuiMarche
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What do you call a southern Pennsylvania resident who wonโ€™t pay for his local food specialty

A Philly cheapskate

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/U_Haim
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Southern (US) dadjoke: Better brush ya teeth afore ya wind up with summer teeth!

Daughter: What are summer teeth?

Me: Well. Summer there. But some ain't.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/breakone9r
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What happens when the smog lifts over Southern California?

U.C.L.A.

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A new study is showing surprising advances in primate evolution: Dr. Thomas Ink, a researcher in southern Africa has found certain groups of apes 'brewing' alcohol by leaving old fruit to stand in water pools then drinking from it and becoming inebriated.

Dr. Ink has dubbed these 'Monkey Bars'.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/pparten
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Were going to see alot of this once hurricane Dorian hits southern Florida. And maybe some Axeidental puns that were felled in there.
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Daboss104
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What do you call a southerner with a drinking problem?

An alco-yโ€™all-ic.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/GoingTibiaOK
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I really like sending letters to my gf who lives in Southern California, but she hates my puns. i.reddituploads.com/befadโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/VeganJack
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A southern gentleman shows up for his vasectomy wearing a tuxedo

The doctor asks "why are you dressed like that?"

"If I'm going to be impotent, I want to look impotent."

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/you_buy_this_shit
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If Southern California is called SoCal, why donโ€™t we call Northern California...

Diet?

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/The_Flame_Alchemyst
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How does a southern florist exclaim his disbelief?

What in 'Carnation??

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/StalinsChoice
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Texan came to visit my farm in Southern Illinois and asked me how many acres I had.

I said "about 500".

Texan said: "I can get in my truck and drive all day and never get off my property!"

I said:"yeah, I had a truck like that."

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Who is Barack' s southern uncle?

Al Obama

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/machi_koro
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What would the Southern American say if he saw the birth of Jesus?

What incarnation?!?

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TsunamiMage999
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My southern friend has loud dogs, I found it funny when he said..

Hush-puppies

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Subscribe_to_Sam24
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People in Southern France live their lives on the edge...

As if they had nothing Toulouse.

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The people in Southern France must be worried about theft.

They have much Toulouse.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Parque_Bench
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My dad
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anasDTN
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Why aren't Southern Rail employees getting advent calendars this Christmas?

Cause they can't decide who's responsible for opening the doors.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Clbull
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A former president threw a southern rock party.

Everyone was like โ€Sweet home, Obamaโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Lum1nar
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There we were, driving through a small southern town with my mom and she says, โ€œMaple, elm, cedar, all these streets are named after trees. I wonder why.โ€

Then thereโ€™s me over here, โ€œI guess tree names were poplar. โ€œ

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How is bacon like southern Europe?

It's got a lot of Greece in it.

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Drove past a sign on the freeway that said, "Southern California Institute for the Deaf"...

...I heard that was a great school."

My wife groaned the rest of the drive to her parents house. Also, I'm not a dad but I think I'm ready.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jacoboxsi
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What do you call a southern lumberjack?

A tree feller

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What do you wear to a formal southern dinner?

A collared green shirt!

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If The Beauty and the Beast took place in America, "Beauty" would have to be from the South

Because she's a Southern Belle

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What did the southern farmer say when he caught a deer with no eyes?

"I have no eye deer."

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Southern math, from my dad

There was a boy who was the first in his family to go down the mountain to high school. After the first day, his pappy asked him what he learned. B - Well, pa, there's this subject called mathematics. D - OK, say something in mathematics for me. B - Pi r square! D - You won't be going back to high school no more. Everybody knows pie are round. Cobbler are square.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/e2e4iweriu
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Southerners pronounce Aunt "Aint"

We were over at my dad's sister's house (We'll call her Sophie) My dad asked us (My sister and I): "Do you know whose house are we at?" My sister: "Aint Sophie's" Dad: "Well then whose is it?"

Me: Facepalm with slight chuckle

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Not really a 'joke' per se, but my dad's take on 'Let It Snow', from Southern California

So my dad sent this to everyone in his office. I groaned a couple of times and thought it'd fit in well here.

Oh, the weather outside is crazy
Like a film from Martin Scorsese
The rain will fall and the wind will blow
El niรฑo, el niรฑo, el niรฑo

It doesnโ€™t show signs of stopping
My shirt and pants are sopping
Oh, where did that umbrella go
El niรฑo, el niรฑo, el niรฑo

Weather patterns donโ€™t seem right
Southern Cal is all a storm
The marine layer and all of its might
All because the Pacific is warm

The fear of fire is now subsiding
our thoughts turn to mudsliding
Down the hillside our houses flow
El niรฑo, el niรฑo, el niรฑo

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