My wife and I saw our first sonogram today, even though we have two kids already

The previous ones were daughterograms.

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👤︎ u/zireael-
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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My wife's going for a sonogram soon. Or a daughterogram. We're not sure yet.
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📅︎ Sep 17 2016
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Just dadjoked my brother's girlfriend...

My brother's (pregnant) girlfriend, who I work with, was speaking with our co-workers.

She said, "I'm going to get a sonogram on Monday. I'm nervous."

I replied, "I thought you wanted a daughter-ogram?"

I was kicked out of the room...

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👤︎ u/landon34
📅︎ Dec 28 2013
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My dad's favorite jokes from his opa (it runs in the family, evidently)
  1. All good things must come to an end, except for a hot dog, it has two.

  2. (While watching tv) I always wondered why they never invented smellovision... (although sadly that is now a "thing" because of that stupid Honey Boo Boo scratch'n'sniff...siiiigh)

  3. (When Opa had heart-attack symptoms and was getting a sonogram) So is it a boy or a girl? (apparently the humor was lost on the nurse)

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👤︎ u/LuneMoth
📅︎ Aug 08 2013
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