A handshake
I wanna crush 40 robots.
He’s a sucker for rings...
Same middle name
Sonic The Hitchcock
Because he's gotta go fast
A sonic boomer.
and that I have to go fast
The workplace was a No-Fly Zone.
Tickets are going fast.
Every ramadan, he's like "gotta go fast!"
But I’m guessing they were hopped up on speed
So speed is key
Intermittent fasting.
Cuz they fast!
Wouldn't it be so nice if Sonic added an E to its name?
So I was in Sonic last night, since I was in the mood for a shake, and I'm sure y'all know that when you're ready to order, you push a red button then wait for the person to take your order via speaker. Well, after a few minutes, a guy came to the speaker and said "welcome to Sonic, sorry for the wait" to which I responded by saying "Weight? What? I'm not fat" then I bursted out laughing while the attendant let out an audible groan. In my mind, I said "victory is mine!"
Ordered two frozen drinks at Sonic, go to swipe my card and the card-reader is out of order. Girlfriend asks if I have any cash, so I open the ash compartment in my car and pull out a 5 dollar bill.
"I didn't even know you kept money in there!"
"Well you aren't supposed to know about it, just like any good slush fund."
There were lots of Sonic booms that night.
Sonic.
I know this is bad. Literally fight me
and today was when I cried in front of the waitress at Sonic
It's some time in the second world war and Hitlers top scientists have built a time machine. Eager to use it, but fearing an accident, the fuhrer instead sends one of his henchman forward to 1985, hoping to gain knowledge of the future to use against his enemies.
Much to Hitlers chagrin however, the henchman quickly returns to the present with only a Casio Keyboard in hand. Breathless with excitement, he declares "Mein Fuhrer! With this device we shall wage sonic warfare on our enemies!"... He hits the demo button and the room is filled with sound.
"So... what do you think?" says the henchman.
Hitler, aghast at this otherworldly device says
"You must be mad Schultz! There's no place in this world for a Nazi Synthesizer!"
Sitting in the car at Sonic (an American drive-in restaurant)
Daughter: Wow, that's a pretty fat cheerleader
Dad: Maybe she's a cheergallon.
While driving around today running errands.
Dad: I'm gonna stop here at Sonic. I'm in the mood for an Iced Tea.
Me: I'm more of an LL Cool J guy myself, but I can make an exception.
He looked at me with a mixture of "ugh" and "I'm so proud"
Discussing the snow we're supposed to be getting in Minnesota.
Me: I think we're going to get a blizzard..
Him: Like, from Sonic?
He laughs for long, long time
He's gotta go fast
