Skimpy Puns

A list of puns related to "Skimpy"

Santa's wife, wearing a skimpy outfit : How do I look?

Santa: Hoe hoe hoe.

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👤︎ u/EncryptedSage
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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Why did J. S. Bach always wear really skimpy bathing suits?

He loved to feel the air on the G string.

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👤︎ u/MGreenMN
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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