My girlfriend's dad says this any time she has a cold.

Your nose is running and your feet smell. You got it all backwards, kid!

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👤︎ u/pawnzz
📅︎ Dec 20 2013
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Mosquito joke my dad dropped today

My dad got home from work today and noticed we have a lot of extra mosquitoes that have got into the house.

My mom made a comment that bats eat mosquitoes, my dad replied with, "We should bring them in the house to com-BAT those skeeters!"

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📅︎ Jun 10 2014
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