Sir Lancelot Puns

A list of puns related to "Sir Lancelot"

What did king Arthur say to sir Lancelot?

Its knight time

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👤︎ u/gameboy90
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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How does Sir Lancelot ship his armor to the jousting tournament?

U.S. Mail Over Knight Express

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Mar 09 2020
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I had a bad dream about Sir Lancelot

It was a knightmare

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👤︎ u/PureFrenchSweat
📅︎ Jun 24 2019
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Why did the princess only have eyes for Sir Lancelot?

Because she had knight vision.

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👤︎ u/Natch42
📅︎ Apr 11 2015
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Lance is an uncommon name nowdays

But in mediaeval times people were called lance a lot

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👤︎ u/tadashi4
📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.

I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.

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👤︎ u/1963Jan
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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The knights of the round table all had a unique set of skills

Do you think Sir Lancelot was good at jousting? Or just really liked it.

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👤︎ u/itwasme
📅︎ Aug 16 2020
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Why was King Arthur pissed at Queen Guinevere?

She asked Sir Lancelot to Cumalot.

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👤︎ u/stonecharioteer
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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What do you call a knight doctor that drains many abscesses?

Sir Lancelot

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👤︎ u/Dyspaereunia
📅︎ Nov 25 2017
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I'm a dad now, and I have a nine month old daughter. When I put her in her 12 hour diaper for the night, I say: "It's time to put on your night diaper...

...like Sir Lancelot wore when he was a baby."

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👤︎ u/lendrick
📅︎ Feb 11 2014
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