Lancelot Puns

Its knight time

U.S. Mail Over Knight Express

It was a knightmare

Lancelot says, "We'd like a room for two knights, please."

Because she had knight vision.

But in mediaeval times people were called lance a lot

I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.

But in medieval times people were named Lancelot

Back in medieval times people used to be named Lancelot.

Do you think Sir Lancelot was good at jousting? Or just really liked it.

She asked Sir Lancelot to Cumalot.

Sir Lancelot

...like Sir Lancelot wore when he was a baby."

So my name is Lance and this morning one of my coworkers (Bob) pinged me.

Bob: Is your legal name Lancelot? Just wondering because apparently there's a guy named "Lance Stevenson" in the office but in the intranet phonebook he's "Lancelot Stevenson"

Me: Shhh... I used to go by Lancelot. Now I'm just called Lance a lot.

Bob: groan...