Here's a quick explanation about Diatonic Substitutions and a way that you can use them. I even go through β€œSilent Night” with and without substitutions so you can hear and understand the difference! garretsguitarlessons.com/…
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DAE think that the little voice inside our head that "talks" while thinking is substituted with images like a silent movie for deaf people’s case?
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What luminescent chemical reactions could substitute conventional fireworks in order to be silent?
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Arctic Cooling F14 Silent fan as a substitute for the old stock fan in Grand Kama Cross?

So, is it acceptable? The old fan in the Grand Kama Cross is getting noisy and I'm thinking about a cheapest-possible-but-still-quiet substitute. What about Arctic Cooling F14 Silent? Will it suffice?

My CPU is i5-3570K, I haven't had any problems with overheating yet.

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Squatting ('silent jogging') good substitute for actual jogging?

Hello y'all. My bf just got us RFA three days ago, and I've been enjoying it a ton! As someone who isn't really intrinsically motivated to do most fitness exercises, this game pushes me in just the right way to keep going. Unfortunately, we had to dial it down on the jogging aspect of the game due to our poor neighbors being upset with the constant thumping sounds.
So, today I tried 'silent jogging' instead, and discovered it is some sort of squatting motion. It is indeed silent, but what I noticed is that it is a lot easier for me to do than the jog-in-motion, seemingly.
Now this might be because I have been accustomed to cycling ~20km daily for 7 years (I guess cycling mostly trains your upper legs right?), or maybe I am just imagining it.
Anyway, are these two types of movement actually comparable in energy expenditure/muscle use?

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12 inch silent runner is 50 dollars! This has great reviews, I was wondering if anyone has had it and can tell me if it's a good substitute? I'm mainly looking for quietness and for it to be good and easy to run on.
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[Deck] I'm building the Silent Swordsman deck. I'm keeping the Silent Sword Slash, but I can substitute the other cards. Feel free to comments and give your opinions. Thank you.
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The YT channel is fake, we got hard proof. We also got new clues about Hasan.

Hi to all,

I imagine you are familiar with the "AbandonedTheGame" channel, which has been posting some cryptic videos lately, allegedly about the game Abandoned.

The community started to believe the account was legit for two main reasons: one was that their countdown predicted Hasan's video, the other was that the content of the channel seemed pretty convincing and contained hidden messages.

Well, the channel is actually fake and their videos are just a waste of time, and should not be considered as clues. I will show you compelling evidence that there is no chance that channel is legit.

Recently, I thought of a strategy to shed some light on this mess, and asked the community to come together to make that strategy a reality. Here's the post:

https://www.reddit.com/r/BlueBoxConspiracy/comments/o8xp6c/the_only_strategy_available/

In short, I asked the community to mass report the YT Channel "AbandonedTheGame". This would have been a win-win situation in any scenario: if the channel was fake, it would have been taken down, and we would have cleared some mess; if it was legit, no amount of reports would have been enough to take it down, and we would have known that it was legit.

Well, the community took action, and over 60 reports for impersonation were sent to the YT channel.

Results: the channel had to take down some of the videos, it had to change some of the thumbnails, and it had to change the "about" section, in which it stated that it was the "Abandoned official channel". At first, they changed the about into the following statement:

https://i.gyazo.com/6726315e471f34dec43bd5c08d7c0d47.png

As you can see, they removed the statement about they being official, and substituted it with a generic welcome.
Later, they changed it again, into the following:

https://i.gyazo.com/0fd143a0693cfa77eefb48e6aa277c3b.png

This is just a cheap trick to try to fool someone while avoiding to be taken down for impersonation. I'll briefly explain how it works: an inattentive reader would assume that this sentence means that this channel is official. But that's not the case. If you pay attention, the sentence just says that "AbandonedTheGame" is the official channel of "AbandonedTheGame". Legally speaking, they said that they are t

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How to Achieve Enlightenment in Just One Sitting

In the hills outside Kyoto live an order of holy men, known to Westerners as β€œThe Marathon Monks.”

They believe that enlightenment can be achieved in this lifetime. But only through extreme self-denial and only if you’re willing to die for it. So, they created a challenge they call the Kaihogyo.

You either complete the challenge, or you kill yourself. Seriously, they run with a rope and a short sword.

The Kaihogyo goes something like this: in year one, two and three, you run 18 miles a day for 100 days in a row. Then, in years four and five, you run 18 miles a day for 200 days in a row. In years six and seven, you build up to 52 miles a day for 100 days in a row.

During the first 100 days, you can withdraw without penalty. But on day 101, the only way out is to join the graves that speckle Mount Hiei.

In the last 130 years, only 46 men have managed it.

The purpose of this crucible is to exhaust the mind and the body until nothing remains. And when you’re finally reduced to nothing, something comes to fill that space.

Is this what it takes to achieve enlightenment? Do you have to run 20,000 miles? Do you have to be willing to die for it?

What if you could do it in one sitting? What if it was already right here, right now? How would that work exactly? What would that look like?

Seriousness

Not too long ago, I stumbled across the work of Kapil Gupta.

He seems to suggest that you can do exactly what I describe (though he’d probably shudder at the use of the word enlightenment and probably substitute Truth. Actually, he’d shudder at all of this as he’s pretty picky about words, in general).

Our ability to see the Truth, he says, is not a function of effort. It's not a function of following some prescription but a function of our Seriousness.

β€œSiddhartha essentially said, β€˜I will sit under this tree, in this one spot. My skin may whither. My bones may break. But I will not rise from this place until I reach Enlightenment. It’s Enlightenment or Death’
Make no mistake. Siddhartha’s enlightenment was not the result of sitting under a Bodhi tree.
It was the result of his Seriousness,” Kapil wrote.

When I read those words, I felt this sinking feeling in my chest. Am I serious? I think I’m serious. But what if I’m not? I must be. If I weren’t serious, would I agonize over whether I'm serious or not?

What would happen if I sat under a tree and didn’t get up until I had achieved enlightenment? Could I be that serious? And if I succeed

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πŸš€Generational Theory, Fourth Turnings, and the Upcoming -predicted- Financial CrashπŸš€

I have been reading up on Generational Theory, and in particular about how we are due for a national disaster or "Fourth Turning". I copied and pasted most of the text and then spent hours formatting it for Reddit, so smooth brained apes do not get lost while clicking links. This is also for the apes who see a link inside a DD post and they dont click on it because it's too much effort. Yes, my fellow beloved gaming apes, *wags finger* I'm looking directly at you.

Okay, so what is Generational Theory? Let's begin!

#Generational theory: A brief overview in Ape-Speak

TL;DR: According to two smart wrinkly brained named William Strauss and Neil Howe, historical events are associated with recurring personas or "archetypes". There are four archetypes, Prophets, Nomads, Artists and Heros.

For example: Boomers are the "prophet" archetype, Millenials are the "Hero" archetype.

Each archetype gives rise to a turning every 20 years or so, and there are four turnings in a bigger cycle, or "Saeculum".

ELI5 (Explain Like I'm 5): Crash/war/depressionβ€”rebuilding and prosperityβ€”individualism and corruptionβ€”more corruption, systemic instabilityβ€”crash/war/depression

The last big crisis or Fourth Turning was the Great Depression, which was almost 90 years ago in 1929. According to Generational Theory, we are due for another crisis 2020-2029. (The generational theory model predicts that 2008 financial disaster was just the warm up for a very long tune due to be played.) Is this making sense yet? Gamestop has triggered a movement, the beginnings of a financial revolution...but the impending collapse of the financial system is showing up right on time, and Gamestop is just an innocent bystander.

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Ok, so now lets learn about Generation Theory, for real now.

From Wikipedia, a brief summary of Generational Theory:
"The Strauss–Howe generational theory, also known as the Fourth Turning theory or simply the Fourth Turning, describes a theorized recurring generation cycle in American history and global history. It was devised by William Strauss and Neil Howe. According to the theory, historical events are associated with recurring generational personas (archetypes). Each generational persona unleashes a new era (called a turning) lasting around 20–25 years, in which a new social, political, and economic climate (mood) exists. They are part of a larger cyclical "saeculum"

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Shan'ann's slippery slope pt3

Narcissistic families usually look close and tight-knit to the outside world. But actually, they're the most broken and divided. There's a term: pseudomutuality, and it's this term that describes this pseudo-closeness within families. When you look a little bit behind the veil, you can see the toxicity.

Shan'ann has started to use her children to advance her own goals and wishes, despite their wants and emotional and physical needs.

Studies say that social media can actually exaggerate NPD. By watching SWs digital content, we can see her obvious slide into her-self. She was feeling more and more entitled and self-important, she obsessively sought admiration from others, while also believing she was above them. Her lack of empathy, exploiting her children, putting others down, and believing she deserves special treatment is becoming more apparent.

Worst of all, she appears naΓ―ve to the damage she is causing. She has been Thriving for almost 2 years. She quit her 2 jobs a year and half before these videos were shot. She had convinced her husband and their families that she was a successful sales rep for LeVel, earning a comfortable wage. That wasn't the case. She was spending their only income on plane tickets to vacation destinations and buying enough Thrive to keep her Lexus. When CWs paycheck couldn't cover it all, she charged it on numerous credit cards. They were in deep financial trouble and it is getting worse by the day. But, by watching SW, no one would have guessed that these things were happening behind the scenes. She seemed to have it all and she wants more. 

8-8-17 (4:15) https://youtu.be/7sH63SRsVjU

The Watts are in town and the whole family is strolling around downtown Denver. CC is on CWs shoulders. BW is walking beside RW and holding his hand. CW remarks that CC has calmed down and now we know the reason SW has gone live. SW repeatedly calls CCs name but CC doesn't acknowledge her. Bella says that "papa is her best friend."

8-10-17 (:44) https://youtu.be/qDrFhxZL4E4

CC and BW are eating piles of parmesan cheese. " She's gonna have a stomach ache tonight." CW says about CC. She is being treated for EoE and GER. She takes numerous medications, including a high powered acid reflux prescription. Cheese of any kind is a food to avoid when afflicted with acid reflux. We see CC, time after time, eating foods that would definitely aggravate her GER.

9-27-17 (8:27) https://youtu.be/M6M_uFTmNdI

SW has had her ne

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DAD JOKES ARE NOT DIRTY.

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

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Explain like I'm 5: why is it if this mutation is "conserved" in orthologues and paralofues, and the mutations weren't found in control alleles mean said mutations are likely deleterious?
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Rational
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My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.

Well, toucan play at that game.

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I volunteer on a crisis hotline. This is the caller that made me quit...

I volunteer on a crisis hotline once a week. Most of the time people who call the line just need someone to hear them. Someone to sit in the darkness with them so they know that they aren’t alone in their suffering.

We get calls from all types of people. Distressed teens, drug addicts, people fighting with mental illnesses. Elderly folks who have no one left to share their final days with. Third party callers who know someone who is displaying suicidal behavior. Many of the calls are silent, or the caller instantly hangs up.

Most calls center around loneliness. People going through hardship often feel like a burden when sharing their pain with friends and family - so they keep it bottled up inside where it festers and builds to a point where the pain is so overwhelming they would do anything to make it stop.

Our job is to listen and help them find options.

It’s not something I normally speak about, but I had once been on the other side of the line here. After years of struggling with alcohol addiction and a series of very bad choices, I’d hit rock bottom and this really had been my lifeline. Calling the hotline had been the first step on a long journey that I’m still far from finishing. But years of therapy and abstinence later, I feel like if I can be that the voice that pulls even one person out of that rut, all that might have been worth something.

I remember the first time that CALLERUNKNOWN called me. Our caller ID usually shows us the caller’s number unless they intentionally blocked it, so I thought it was probably a police department or some social service representative calling.

I work the midnight - 4am shift. I’m a pretty nocturnal guy to begin with and that shift needed the most help, so I had no problem signing up for it. Call volume is a lot lower during these hours, so it’s usually just me and a few other counsellors and one supervisor in the call center during this time.

CALLERUNKNOWN first contacted me at 1:27am on February 17th. I answered with my standard β€œSuicide Prevention Center, you’re speaking with ------. Can I get your name?”

There was no answer for a few seconds. This is pretty standard, especially with new callers who don’t know what to say once they’ve opened that door.

β€œI’m here to listen, when you’re ready to talk.” I told the silent line. β€œTake your time.”

I waited for a bit longer, then heard a loud, digital static interfere with the line. The digital static stopped and returned to the regular phone static, then c

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There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

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My 3 yr old daughter made her first pun today and I almost cried. She was eating an apple and I asked her if she liked apples.

She said apple-lutely

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What did the left eye say to the right eye when they got married?

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

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What was a very common name in the middle ages?

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

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Apologies if it's a bit corn-y
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I am legion. I am mother. Chapter 73. Some comedy and the attack of the onion ninjas.

First

Previous

β€”β€”β€”β€”

Commissar Seclul Edone was led by a prostitute to a motel on the outskirts of town. Well, she is going to get her credits worth out of this.

They entered the room and immediately began to strip.

β€”β€”β€”β€”

Artemis stood in the closet. Watching the commissar mount the honeypot and immediately got to it. Waiting for those two to reach their climax. Artemis snuck out and approached the commissar from behind and wrapped a tinfoil bucket around the commissar’s head at her peak. Then immediately began to choke her out. Wrenching her off the man.

She struggled against Artemis’s steel grip. But faded then passed out.

Artemis and the honeypot tied the commissar to a chair and Artemis soon got to work.

Black and silver cables snaked out of her hand. Did their thing and connected.

Now now. Let’s substitute the images she associated as the general in her implants. Now let’s replace that General with Artemis. Then rewrote the command structure substituting the original with rebel leaders.

Artemis then downloads information. Good.

Artemis stood back and admired her work.

Commissar Edone came to consciousness. Artemis removes her tinfoil helmet.

β€œOh! G-general.” The commissar said surprised. She turns red at realizing her nakedness in front of her, as well as the fact that she’s tied to a chair.

β€œYea sorry about that.” Artemis said. Swiftly undoing the restraints. β€œBut these are precautionary measures.”

She stood up and rolled her wrists. Exposing all to bare. β€œDon’t suppose I can get dressed?” She asked.

β€œDon’t bother.” The honeypot spanked the commissar then nips her ear.

Artemis crossed her arms, displaying clear amusement. β€œWell, I had to do this because there are traitors within this military. As far as your concerned, your having the time of your life. Now check your data packet.”

She stood at attention. She paused. β€œUnderstood ma’am.”

β€œGood, now go have fun with him.” Artemis said with a wry smile. Then steps through the closet, through a hidden door into another room. She snickers at how very not quiet they are being.

This is the fifth commissar they’ve β€œconverted”. Along with seventeen clones, and interestingly enough. One of the General’s staffers

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so many choices
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Well that didn't cross my mind
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Meet The Freak 75

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I got a cover commissioned!


Wallace


I was lying, for the third night in a row, in the dirt.

Amity, Regina, and I had taken to lying in wait overnight and sleeping during the day. The previous two attempts had been fruitless, but it wasn't as if we had much choice.

By the time we spotted them approaching, if we did at all, it would be too late to leave the hotel and try a stealthy approach. They'd be watching, likely from all angles, and they'd spot us coming out. It wouldn't take a genius to know what we'd be doing, and it would give away the element of surprise.

So we spent the nights hiding out near where we thought Simon's toys might post up.

Aside from the boredom, it hadn't been too bad. The previous nights I'd read a novel and kept the communication book at my elbow to keep an eye on any messages from the others.

Tonight was a little more bothersome.

For one, Simon's toys were finally here. That was good, right?

Not exactly.

This morning, the sun had risen to reveal a thick evergreen forest surrounding the hotel, and before getting some shuteye, I picked out a likely looking hill. Somewhere Simon's girls could get a look at the hotel while still having ample tree cover to mask any lights they might have.

Turns out I was a little too good with my guess, and by the time I realized where the girls were headed, it was too late for me to pull back. Which is how I came to lie less than ten yards from their camp, on the downslope of the hill.

There had been just enough time to shuffle under the boughs of a nearby evergreen, and now its branches brushed against my back while my head was filled with the musty scent of discarded pine needles scattering the forest floor.

I had my arms and legs spread to press myself to the ground and stay as low as possible. With The Father absent, the sky was dark, and I wouldn't be doing much reading until after midnight when it was to rise again.

Even with the wide skirt of branches for cover, the light would give me away. It did a little more to keep the rain off, but not much. Beginning as a

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He knows too much
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where do pirates get their hooks?

second hand stores!

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I've just deleted all the German names off my pre owned iPhone..

it's Hans free now..

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I've spent all morning trying to think of a quality pun, just to come up with THIS otter rubbish.
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3.14159265387279 snek
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Rock bottom
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear!

I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!

Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!

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My Son Ate a Bunch of Scrabble Tiles. My Wife is Scared but I'm not...

He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.

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Warren wants to crack down on environmentally harmful crypto's... here comes the bear market and the moon catalyst for Algorand!

IF you watched the CBDC senate committee hearing, you'll know that at the very end warren very adamantly said we need to "crack down on the environmentally harmful crypto" out there that are wasting significant energy and hurting our planet...

overall: bad for the whole market... probably about to be the start of a very bearish cycle for bitcoin/market as a whole since the whole world just knows bitcoin as being the face of Crypto

Bullish side: Algo is carbon neutral and soon to be carbon negative... this will bring in the highly deserved mass adoption of our crypto which will launch forward the Algo movement and bring in further partnerships and integration from other competitors, substitutes, and future compliments to the finance platform/ecosystem.

Bearish side: Algo will have more carbon neutral competitors in the future... CBDC could still be the silent killer if implemented and regulated incorrectly. A CBDC isn't going to come to Algo anytime soon unless the Marshall island project provides A+ caliber data, so it looks like Algo may dip again in the near term but they seem to be way in front of the curve when it comes to creating the ecosystem for future dapps, investors, partners and CBDC's. Oh and the GOV is very anti- digital yuan, and the reasons for that are valid.

Comment, and post your own opinion/take aways from the meeting.

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Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $3.00

Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless

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Unleashed pt. 60

Some excellent changes to this one by u/eruwenn, as well as the usual polish and tweaks.

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War Rocket Ajax stood ready to go. Gleaming gold with red highlights, it was remarkably similar in appearance to its namesake, only on a much larger scale. The two shuttles had been moved alongside it, the K9 having been given its menacing new paint. The K7 had also been painted in varying stripes of green to match Aiov.

It had taken a little over four cycles to complete, in which time Barry had mostly forgiven Aaron for hijacking his drones and using them to make a small army of cleaning bots, new drones and strange human devices. He was still, however, furious about the influx of house guests. β€œThey’re touching my stuff!”

Aaron, who was trying to get Aiov down from on top of the K9, waved a hand dismissively. β€œNot the time, Barry!”

The Pohaku looked up at the leokit as it pranced happily across the large shuttle roof. β€œI thought that thing was trained?” He looked at Sassie who was sitting patiently, observing the scene with what could be construed as a look of superiority. β€œLike the good doggy woggy.”

β€œClearly not!” Aaron pulled his phone from his pocket, and as he connected to an octo-bot nearby he looked down at the irritated blue alien. β€œLook, you put their quarters next to yours. Either give them new quarters, or deal with it.”

Barry clenched his fists. β€œBut, they’re Inorganics, they aren’t supposed to have personality!”

β€œAwakened. Don't let them catch you using the wrong name, especially Alexa.” The octo-bot arrived and lowered itself in front of Aaron who leapt on top, causing Sassie to jump to her feet. He crouched and steadied himself. β€œBe right back, got a cat to get out of a tree.”

The Pohaku watched the human ride the drone to the top of the shuttle, dog trotting back and forth below him, and muttered to himself. β€œFucking humans.” Then a shuttle abruptly entered the hanger, flying to land nearby, and Barry stormed towards it while shouting loudly, β€œOI! Who said you could park there! Coming in here, landing shuttles wherever you fancy! You don’t own the place, ya bastards!”

The shuttle door opened and Kadir stepped forward, hands rais

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Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face"

That was the punchline

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I threw up in the toilet
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Saw this on insta @PunHubOnline
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The YT channel is fake, we got hard proof. We also got new clues about Hasan.

Hi to all,

I imagine you are familiar with the "AbandonedTheGame" channel, which has been posting some cryptic videos lately, allegedly about the game Abandoned.

The community started to believe the account was legit for two main reasons: one was that their countdown predicted Hasan's video, the other was that the content of the channel seemed pretty convincing and contained hidden messages.

Well, the channel is actually fake and their videos are just a waste of time, and should not be considered as clues. I will show you compelling evidence that there is no chance that channel is legit.

Recently, I thought of a strategy to shed some light on this mess, and asked the community to come together to make that strategy a reality. Here's the post:

https://www.reddit.com/r/BlueBoxConspiracy/comments/o8xp6c/the_only_strategy_available/

In short, I asked the community to mass report the YT Channel "AbandonedTheGame". This would have been a win-win situation in any scenario: if the channel was fake, it would have been taken down, and we would have cleared some mess; if it was legit, no amount of reports would have been enough to take it down, and we would have known that it was legit.

Well, the community took action, and over 60 reports for impersonation were sent to the YT channel.

Results: the channel had to take down some of the videos, it had to change some of the thumbnails, and it had to change the "about" section, in which it stated that it was the "Abandoned official channel". At first, they changed the about into the following statement:

https://i.gyazo.com/6726315e471f34dec43bd5c08d7c0d47.png

As you can see, they removed the statement about they being official, and substituted it with a generic welcome.
Later, they changed it again, into the following:

https://i.gyazo.com/0fd143a0693cfa77eefb48e6aa277c3b.png

This is just a cheap trick to try to fool someone while avoiding to be taken down for impersonation. I'll briefly explain how it works: an inattentive reader would assume that this sentence means that this channel is official. But that's not the case. If you pay attention, the sentence just says that "AbandonedTheGame" is the official channel of "AbandonedTheGame". Legally speaking, they said that they are t

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My 6 year old wanted me to share his joke with you all. What is a horses favorite store?

Old Neeeeiiiiighvy

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Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same?

10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too

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