My wife and I were trying to decide on what to have for dinner...
I said, "Look, there's a big poster on that building for Subway."
My wife said, "I think that's a sign!"
(I'm not sure if she meant it as a Mom joke, but I was proud of her anyway.)
Netflix is doing a new series on menstruation.
It's a period piece.
Did you hear the military is working on a way to weaponize felines?
They're calling it the Catling gun.
Why did Cleopatra find King Tut irresistible?
Pharohmones
I know several jokes in sign language
I guarantee no one has ever heard them before
I quit my job today as a sign writer.
I could see the writing was on the wall.
At the Restaurant
After confirming the order Cashier: It is $18.98 Dad: I thought it was 2014
