A list of puns related to "Sick Humor"
I gave him a nice box of cookies to celebrate Dawning and he gave me this in return.
Too soon, buddy. Too soon.
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Omni Defense Intelligence Network (1.EYE) is a veteran-centric group that is part of THE BASTION Alliance, and as such has access to robust null-security space content.
What we offer:
*Excellent Buy-Back program for ore, exploration/ratting/abyssal loot, and PI materials
*Ship Replacement Program
*PAID ACTIVITIES: We pay for each Coalition fleet you attend (PAPs), as well as have a profit sharing program (the Corp only keeps enough isk to pay bills/meet budgetary items. All extra income is shared out amongst those contributing). LOGI Pilots receive 2x bonus pay!!!
*Potential to make decent isk in our null-sec home area (Ratting, mining, moon rocks, planetary production, etc)
Small gang roams (whether for Quick Reaction Force, hunting in our area, or on Coalition ESS roams), all the way up to massive, TiDi fleets. If you like PVP, you'll have it served up on a platter.
****NO CTAs. Real life first. We don't expect you to make every fleet (although we do ask that you attend a reasonable amount every month).
Active/Veteran military? We've got a place for you.
The CEO is retired Navy and we have a number of veterans from all branches.
If you're a Marine, we provide free crayons as snacks.
Air Force? We'll get you an extra-comfy chair so you don't hurt your sensitive tushy.
Hey, Sailor! Ready for the dick jokes and Village People memes?
You Army guys don't get squat; you should be used to that.
If, by chance, you are Coast Guard, you can join in our gate camp as a logi guy. That way, you never have to go more than 1 jump from home. That's normal for you, right? π·
Space Force doesn't exist; its a myth. Until we see you guys go through boot camp wearing a tin foil hat and singing the Battlestar Galactica song by Jonathan Coulton, you're not real.
--Sick of being in a poorly run corp where your teammates do dumb shit and get you killed on mining ops? We're working hard to keep that from happening. We consider 1.EYE a 'teaching and learning' environment, so sometimes, shit happens. Its all about how we grow from the experience.
--Civilians Welcome! We're not just military folks. π·
--Our Discord is VERY active, and we have some kind of operation (BLOPs, coalition combat ops, etc) going almost every night. ((Voice Comms REQUIRED for ops))
--Let me say it again; REAL LIFE first, we don't have "
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If I had to choose a favorite, it would be The Sea of Tranquility by Katja Milay. I've been chasing that high ever since, I think. It has such a slow and peaceful build. That story is instantly soothing to me. I want something to get lost in.
Looking for contemporary reccs that are intimate - maybe angsty or coming from a place of grief? You know the types...the ones you read on a rainy day when you feel like having a cry.
High quality writing is really important to me. I just had to abandon one where MMC used a single rose to trace FMC's body and then used it to stimulate her clit. It was such a record-scratch moment for me that I just couldn't continue.
So, I guess, intimate, heartbreak, emotional, slow burning, wonderfully written "I'm sick and snotty" books.
Perhaps this was one of the reasons why Chara was initially thought to be a genocidal demon who cared nothing but themselves. There are several moments where we see Chara laugh at times where they shouldn't:
-What? Oh, yeah, I remember. When we tried to make butterscotch pie for Dad, right? The recipe asked for cups of butter... But we accidentally put in buttercups instead. Yeah! Those flowers got him really sick. I felt so bad. We made Mom really upset. I should have laughed it off, like you did... (Asriel, Tape 3 of True Lab)
Their adoptive father suffers from a seemingly serious illness, and they can only laugh.
-You laugh, and keep laughing. It's SO funny, you can't stop. Tears run down your face. ... what? You didn't do that? (Laughing at Snowdrake's Mother)
Although this is not confirmed, it is very likely that Chara is the narrator of the game; and if so, they think it is okay to laugh at a fusion of various monsters who constantly suffer and cannot see their families.
-Do they both wish for death? That means their love will end in hell. I couldn't stop laughing. (Check RG 02 on the Genocide Route)
Taking into account that the theory discussed in the previous point and that this dialogue is exclusive to the Genocide Route, it is very likely that Chara thinks that it is funny that the love of two people ended in hell.
Chara is not a being of pure evil, but you have to admit that they are one of the most evil characters in the game.
I was stalking Pearson for the scout jacket request, and would reload my save to 10 am when it gets to noon. I reloaded and saw Sadie working at the table so I thought it wouldnβt spawn. So before reloading I went around antagonizing everyone (mostly Strauss). Low and behold when I was back at the table about to reload my save I see Pearson drinking his beer and whistling. So good news I got the request, bad news everyone is pissed at me. π€·ββοΈ
They wanted me to take an order 30 miles north and out of my area for $8, and then had the audacity to call me and ask if I would be willing to take the order for an extra $1 from DoorDash. I laughed, refused, and promptly hung up the phone. How do they see no problem with that? I would be spending my money to deliver that order.
Edit: Grammar
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Omni Defense Intelligence Network (1.EYE) is a veteran-centric group that is part of THE BASTION Alliance, and as such has access to robust null-security space content.
What we offer:
*Excellent Buy-Back program for ore, exploration/ratting/abyssal loot, and PI materials
*Ship Replacement Program
*PAID ACTIVITIES: We pay for each Coalition fleet you attend (PAPs), as well as have a profit sharing program (the Corp only keeps enough isk to pay bills/meet budgetary items. All extra income is shared out amongst those contributing)
*Potential to make decent isk in our null-sec home area (Ratting, mining, moon rocks, planetary production, etc)
Small gang roams (whether for Quick Reaction Force, hunting in our area, or on Coalition ESS roams), all the way up to massive, TiDi fleets. If you like PVP, you'll have it served up on a platter.
****NO CTAs. Real life first. We don't expect you to make every fleet (although we do ask that you attend a reasonable amount every month).
Active/Veteran military? We've got a place for you.
The CEO is retired Navy and we have a number of veterans from all branches.
If you're a Marine, we provide free crayons as snacks.
Air Force? We'll get you an extra-comfy chair so you don't hurt your sensitive tushy.
Hey, Sailor! Ready for the dick jokes and Village People memes?
You Army guys don't get squat; you should be used to that.
If, by chance, you are Coast Guard, you can join in our gate camp as a logi guy. That way, you never have to go more than 1 jump from home. That's normal for you, right? π·
Space Force doesn't exist; its a myth. Until we see you guys go through boot camp wearing a tin foil hat and singing the Battlestar Galactica song by Jonathan Coulton, you're not real.
--Sick of being in a poorly run corp where your teammates do dumb shit and get you killed on mining ops? We're working hard to keep that from happening. We consider 1.EYE a 'teaching and learning' environment, so sometimes, shit happens. Its all about how we grow from the experience.
--Civilians Welcome! We're not just military folks. π·
--Our Discord is VERY active, and we have some kind of operation (Whether mining, roams, etc) going almost every night. ((Voice Comms REQUIRED for ops))
--Let me say it again; REAL LIFE first, we don't have "mandatory" operations, and we expect you to moder
... keep reading on reddit β‘Omni Defense Intelligence Network (1.EYE) is a veteran-centric group that is part of THE BASTION Alliance, and as such has access to robust null-security space content.
What we offer:
*Excellent Buy-Back program for ore, exploration/ratting/abyssal loot, and PI materials
*Ship Replacement Program
*PAID ACTIVITIES: We pay for each Coalition fleet you attend (PAPs), as well as have a profit sharing program (the Corp only keeps enough isk to pay bills/meet budgetary items. All extra income is shared out amongst those contributing)
*Potential to make decent isk in our null-sec home area (Ratting, mining, moon rocks, planetary production, etc)
Small gang roams (whether for Quick Reaction Force, hunting in our area, or on Coalition ESS roams), all the way up to massive, TiDi fleets. If you like PVP, you'll have it served up on a platter.
****NO CTAs. Real life first. We don't expect you to make every fleet (although we do ask that you attend a reasonable amount every month).
Active/Veteran military? We've got a place for you.
The CEO is retired Navy and we have a number of veterans from all branches.
If you're a Marine, we provide free crayons as snacks.
Air Force? We'll get you an extra-comfy chair so you don't hurt your sensitive tushy.
Hey, Sailor! Ready for the dick jokes and Village People memes?
You Army guys don't get squat; you should be used to that.
If, by chance, you are Coast Guard, you can join in our gate camp as a logi guy. That way, you never have to go more than 1 jump from home. That's normal for you, right? π·
Space Force doesn't exist; its a myth. Until we see you guys go through boot camp wearing a tin foil hat and singing the Battlestar Galactica song by Jonathan Coulton, you're not real.
--Sick of being in a poorly run corp where your teammates do dumb shit and get you killed on mining ops? We're working hard to keep that from happening. We consider 1.EYE a 'teaching and learning' environment, so sometimes, shit happens. Its all about how we grow from the experience.
--Civilians Welcome! We're not just military folks. π·
--Our Discord is VERY active, and we have some kind of operation (Whether mining, roams, etc) going almost every night. ((Voice Comms REQUIRED for ops))
--Let me say it again; REAL LIFE first, we don't have "mandatory" operations, and we expect you to moder
... keep reading on reddit β‘Omni Defense Intelligence Network (1.EYE) is a veteran-centric group that is part of THE BASTION Alliance, and as such has access to robust null-security space content.
What we offer:
*Excellent Buy-Back program for ore, exploration/ratting/abyssal loot, and PI materials
*Ship Replacement Program
*PAID ACTIVITIES: We pay for each Coalition fleet you attend (PAPs), as well as have a profit sharing program (the Corp only keeps enough isk to pay bills/meet budgetary items. All extra income is shared out amongst those contributing)
*Potential to make decent isk in our null-sec home area (Ratting, mining, moon rocks, planetary production, etc)
Small gang roams (whether for Quick Reaction Force, hunting in our area, or on Coalition ESS roams), all the way up to massive, TiDi fleets. If you like PVP, you'll have it served up on a platter.
****NO CTAs. Real life first. We don't expect you to make every fleet (although we do ask that you attend a reasonable amount every month).
Active/Veteran military? We've got a place for you.
The CEO is retired Navy and we have a number of veterans from all branches.
If you're a Marine, we provide free crayons as snacks.
Air Force? We'll get you an extra-comfy chair so you don't hurt your sensitive tushy.
Hey, Sailor! Ready for the dick jokes and Village People memes?
You Army guys don't get squat; you should be used to that.
If, by chance, you are Coast Guard, you can join in our gate camp as a logi guy. That way, you never have to go more than 1 jump from home. That's normal for you, right? π·
Space Force doesn't exist; its a myth. Until we see you guys go through boot camp wearing a tin foil hat and singing the Battlestar Galactica song by Jonathan Coulton, you're not real.
--Sick of being in a poorly run corp where your teammates do dumb shit and get you killed on mining ops? We're working hard to keep that from happening. We consider 1.EYE a 'teaching and learning' environment, so sometimes, shit happens. Its all about how we grow from the experience.
--Civilians Welcome! We're not just military folks. π·
--Our Discord is VERY active, and we have some kind of operation (Whether mining, roams, etc) going almost every night. ((Voice Comms REQUIRED for ops))
--Let me say it again; REAL LIFE first, we don't have "mandatory
... keep reading on reddit β‘Omni Defense Corp. is a veteran-centric group that is part of the HARDLY COMPETENT Alliance, and as such has access to stable outposts in high, low, and null security space. We are, primarily, a LOW & NULL SEC group, however.
What we offer:
*Excellent Buy-Back program for ore, exploration/abyssal loot, and PI materials
*Ship Replacement Program
*Profit Sharing for corporate ore contracts (we only keep enough isk in the corp wallets to pay the bills and a bit of savings for special projects. All surplus funds at the end of the month are distributed to members in good standing)
*Potential to make decent isk in our low & null sec home areas (mining, moon rocks, planetary production, etc)
*Small gang roams (whether for Quick Reaction Force, hunting in our area, or on Coalition ESS roams)
Active/Veteran military? We've got a place for you. The CEO is retired Navy and we have a number of veterans from all branches.
If you're a Marine, we provide free crayons as snacks.
**Air Force? We'll get you an extra-comfy chair so you don't hurt your sensitive tushy.
**Hey, Sailor! Ready for the dick jokes and Village People memes?
**You Army guys don't get squat; you should be used to that.
**If, by chance, you are Coast Guard, you can join in our gate camp as a logi guy. That way, you never have to go more than 1 jump from home. That's normal for you, right? ;)
**Space Force doesn't exist; its a myth. Until we see you guys go through boot camp wearing a tin foil hat and singing the Battlestar Galactica song by Jonathan Coulton, you're not real.
--Sick of being in a poorly run corp where your teammates do dumb shit and get you killed on mining ops? We're working hard to keep that from happening. Although, we do dumb shit, too...so....
--Civilians Welcome! We're not just military folks. :)
--Our Discord is VERY active, and we have some kind of operation (Whether mining, roams, etc) going almost every night. ((Voice Comms REQUIRED for ops))
--As always, REAL LIFE first, we don't have "mandatory" operations, and we expect you to moderate your time in game so that you don't burn out. If you need to take a break, that's understandable. We'll be here when you come back...just stay in touch :)
--REQUIREMENTS: A Desire to Learn and Grow. We do have doctrine ships that are required to be trained for fleet operations/inclusion in low/n
... keep reading on reddit β‘Omni Defense Corp. is a veteran-centric group that is part of the HARDLY COMPETENT Alliance, and as such has access to stable outposts in high, low, and null security space. We are, primarily, a LOW & NULL SEC group, however.
What we offer:
*Excellent Buy-Back program for ore, exploration/abyssal loot, and PI materials
*Ship Replacement Program
*Profit Sharing for corporate ore contracts (we only keep enough isk in the corp wallets to pay the bills and a bit of savings for special projects. All surplus funds at the end of the month are distributed to members in good standing)
*Potential to make decent isk in our low & null sec home areas (mining, moon rocks, planetary production, etc)
*Small gang roams (whether for Quick Reaction Force, hunting in our area, or on Coalition ESS roams)
Active/Veteran military? We've got a place for you. The CEO is retired Navy and we have a number of veterans from all branches.
If you're a Marine, we provide free crayons as snacks.
**Air Force? We'll get you an extra-comfy chair so you don't hurt your sensitive tushy.
**Hey, Sailor! Ready for the dick jokes and Village People memes?
**You Army guys don't get squat; you should be used to that.
**If, by chance, you are Coast Guard, you can join in our gate camp as a logi guy. That way, you never have to go more than 1 jump from home. That's normal for you, right? ;)
**Space Force doesn't exist; its a myth. Until we see you guys go through boot camp wearing a tin foil hat and singing the Battlestar Galactica song by Jonathan Coulton, you're not real.
--Sick of being in a poorly run corp where your teammates do dumb shit and get you killed on mining ops? We're working hard to keep that from happening. Although, we do dumb shit, too...so....
--Civilians Welcome! We're not just military folks. :)
--Our Discord is VERY active, and we have some kind of operation (Whether mining, roams, etc) going almost every night. ((Voice Comms REQUIRED for ops))
--As always, REAL LIFE first, we don't have "mandatory" operations, and we expect you to moderate your time in game so that you don't burn out. If you need to take a break, that's understandable. We'll be here when you come back...just stay in touch :)
--REQUIREMENTS: A Desire to Learn and Grow. We do have doctrine ships that are required to be trained for fleet operations/inclusion in low/n
... keep reading on reddit β‘Omni Defense Corp. is a veteran-centric group that is part of the HARDLY COMPETENT Alliance, and as such has access to stable outposts in high, low, and null security space. We are, primarily, a LOW & NULL SEC group, however.
What we offer:
*Excellent Buy-Back program for ore, exploration/abyssal loot, and PI materials
*Ship Replacement Program
*Profit Sharing for corporate ore contracts (we only keep enough isk in the corp wallets to pay the bills and a bit of savings for special projects. All surplus funds at the end of the month are distributed to members in good standing)
*Potential to make decent isk in our low & null sec home areas (mining, moon rocks, planetary production, etc)
*Small gang roams (whether for Quick Reaction Force, hunting in our area, or on Coalition ESS roams)
Active/Veteran military? We've got a place for you. The CEO is retired Navy and we have a number of veterans from all branches.
If you're a Marine, we provide free crayons as snacks.
**Air Force? We'll get you an extra-comfy chair so you don't hurt your sensitive tushy.
**Hey, Sailor! Ready for the dick jokes and Village People memes?
**You Army guys don't get squat; you should be used to that.
**If, by chance, you are Coast Guard, you can join in our gate camp as a logi guy. That way, you never have to go more than 1 jump from home. That's normal for you, right? ;)
**Space Force doesn't exist; its a myth. Until we see you guys go through boot camp wearing a tin foil hat and singing the Battlestar Galactica song by Jonathan Coulton, you're not real.
--Sick of being in a poorly run corp where your teammates do dumb shit and get you killed on mining ops? We're working hard to keep that from happening. Although, we do dumb shit, too...so....
--Civilians Welcome! We're not just military folks. :)
--Our Discord is VERY active, and we have some kind of operation (Whether mining, roams, etc) going almost every night. ((Voice Comms REQUIRED for ops))
--As always, REAL LIFE first, we don't have "mandatory" operations, and we expect you to moderate your time in game so that you don't burn out. If you need to take a break, that's understandable. We'll be here when you come back...just stay in touch :)
--REQUIREMENTS: A Desire to Learn and Grow. We do have doctrine ships that are required to be trained for fleet operations/inclusion in low/n
... keep reading on reddit β‘Omni Defense Corp. is a veteran-centric group that is part of the KAIROS Initiative/Coalition, and as such has access to stable outposts in high, low, and null security space. We are, primarily, a LOW SEC group, however.
What we offer:
*Excellent Buy-Back program for ore, exploration/abyssal loot, and PI materials
*Ship Replacement Program
*Profit Sharing for corporate ore contracts (we only keep enough isk in the corp wallets to pay the bills and a bit of savings for special projects. All surplus funds at the end of the month are distributed to members in good standing)
*Monthly isk rewards for small gang PVP participation
*Potential to make decent isk in our low & null sec home areas (mining, moon rocks, planetary production, etc)
*Small gang roams (whether for Quick Reaction Force, hunting in our area, or on Coalition ESS roams)
Active/Veteran military? We've got a place for you. The CEO is retired Navy and we have a number of veterans from all branches.
If you're a Marine, we provide free crayons as snacks.
**Air Force? We'll get you an extra-comfy chair so you don't hurt your sensitive tushy.
**Hey, Sailor! Ready for the dick jokes and Village People memes?
**You Army guys don't get squat; you should be used to that.
**If, by chance, you are Coast Guard, you can join in our gate camp as a logi guy. That way, you never have to go more than 1 jump from home. That's normal for you, right? ;)
**Space Force doesn't exist; its a myth. Until we see you guys go through boot camp wearing a tin foil hat and singing the Battlestar Galactica song by Jonathan Coulton, you're not real.
--Sick of being in a poorly run corp where your teammates do dumb shit and get you killed on mining ops? We're working hard to keep that from happening. Although, we do dumb shit, too...so....
--Civilians Welcome! We're not just military folks. :)
--Our Discord is VERY active, and we have some kind of operation (Whether mining, roams, etc) going almost every night. ((Voice Comms REQUIRED for ops))
--As always, REAL LIFE first, we don't have "mandatory" operations, and we expect you to moderate your time in game so that you don't burn out. If you need to take a break, that's understandable. We'll be here when you come back...just stay in touch :)
--REQUIREMENTS: A Desire to Learn and Grow. We do have doctrine ships that are required to be
... keep reading on reddit β‘Omni Defense Corp. is a veteran-centric group that is part of the KAIROS Initiative/Coalition, and as such has access to stable outposts in high, low, and null security space. We are, primarily, a LOW SEC group, however.
What we offer:
*Excellent Buy-Back program for ore, exploration/abyssal loot, and PI materials
*Ship Replacement Program
*Profit Sharing for corporate ore contracts (we only keep enough isk in the corp wallets to pay the bills and a bit of savings for special projects. All surplus funds at the end of the month are distributed to members in good standing)
*Monthly isk rewards for small gang PVP participation
*Potential to make decent isk in our low & null sec home areas (mining, moon rocks, planetary production, etc)
*Small gang roams (whether for Quick Reaction Force, hunting in our area, or on Coalition ESS roams)
Active/Veteran military? We've got a place for you. The CEO is retired Navy and we have a number of veterans from all branches.
If you're a Marine, we provide free crayons as snacks.
**Air Force? We'll get you an extra-comfy chair so you don't hurt your sensitive tushy.
**Hey, Sailor! Ready for the dick jokes and Village People memes?
**You Army guys don't get squat; you should be used to that.
**If, by chance, you are Coast Guard, you can join in our gate camp as a logi guy. That way, you never have to go more than 1 jump from home. That's normal for you, right? ;)
**Space Force doesn't exist; its a myth. Until we see you guys go through boot camp wearing a tin foil hat and singing the Battlestar Galactica song by Jonathan Coulton, you're not real.
--Sick of being in a poorly run corp where your teammates do dumb shit and get you killed on mining ops? We're working hard to keep that from happening. Although, we do dumb shit, too...so....
--Civilians Welcome! We're not just military folks. :)
--Our Discord is VERY active, and we have some kind of operation (Whether mining, roams, etc) going almost every night. ((Voice Comms REQUIRED for ops))
--As always, REAL LIFE first, we don't have "mandatory" operations, and we expect you to moderate your time in game so that you don't burn out. If you need to take a break, that's understandable. We'll be here when you come back...just stay in touch :)
--REQUIREMENTS: A Desire to Learn and Grow. We do have doctrine ships that are required to be
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