Crow has a sick sense of humor

I gave him a nice box of cookies to celebrate Dawning and he gave me this in return.

Too soon, buddy. Too soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrandydixon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2021
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I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors but I think that god's got a sick sense of humor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notmyrichy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2021
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You sick mother f’n keep me sane. Gd sky is falling and I come to amcstock and see nothing but memes and ape humor. Ngl this week has hurt but u mf’s keep me in it.

πŸŒ™ or ☠️ for me

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2021
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When will original noders get their Christmas gift. πŸ˜‚ as mentioned in an β€œannouncement” 🀣🀣🀣sorry but at this point I need to display my sick sense of humor. I’m about to have to file for bankruptcy off these crooks. Wheeeeee πŸ™ƒ
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2021
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You've got a sick sense of humor, yellow robe wizard...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/glycerethe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2021
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Instagram has a sick sense of humor with their ads at the moment.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kskbd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2021
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Active/Veteran Military? Civilian with a sick sense of humor? Enjoy a participating in an ACTIVE COMMUNITY, and want to be PAID (in Isk) for flying in Combat Fleets? 1.EYE may be for you!

Omni Defense Intelligence Network (1.EYE) is a veteran-centric group that is part of THE BASTION Alliance, and as such has access to robust null-security space content.

What we offer:

*Excellent Buy-Back program for ore, exploration/ratting/abyssal loot, and PI materials

*Ship Replacement Program

*PAID ACTIVITIES: We pay for each Coalition fleet you attend (PAPs), as well as have a profit sharing program (the Corp only keeps enough isk to pay bills/meet budgetary items. All extra income is shared out amongst those contributing). LOGI Pilots receive 2x bonus pay!!!

*Potential to make decent isk in our null-sec home area (Ratting, mining, moon rocks, planetary production, etc)

Small gang roams (whether for Quick Reaction Force, hunting in our area, or on Coalition ESS roams), all the way up to massive, TiDi fleets. If you like PVP, you'll have it served up on a platter.

****NO CTAs. Real life first. We don't expect you to make every fleet (although we do ask that you attend a reasonable amount every month).

Active/Veteran military? We've got a place for you.

The CEO is retired Navy and we have a number of veterans from all branches.

If you're a Marine, we provide free crayons as snacks.

Air Force? We'll get you an extra-comfy chair so you don't hurt your sensitive tushy.

Hey, Sailor! Ready for the dick jokes and Village People memes?

You Army guys don't get squat; you should be used to that.

If, by chance, you are Coast Guard, you can join in our gate camp as a logi guy. That way, you never have to go more than 1 jump from home. That's normal for you, right? πŸ“·

Space Force doesn't exist; its a myth. Until we see you guys go through boot camp wearing a tin foil hat and singing the Battlestar Galactica song by Jonathan Coulton, you're not real.

--Sick of being in a poorly run corp where your teammates do dumb shit and get you killed on mining ops? We're working hard to keep that from happening. We consider 1.EYE a 'teaching and learning' environment, so sometimes, shit happens. Its all about how we grow from the experience.

--Civilians Welcome! We're not just military folks. πŸ“·

--Our Discord is VERY active, and we have some kind of operation (BLOPs, coalition combat ops, etc) going almost every night. ((Voice Comms REQUIRED for ops))

--Let me say it again; REAL LIFE first, we don't have "

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doc_OToole
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2022
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My phone has a sick sense of humor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/minimoose93
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2021
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How do we feel about calling in sick due to a heinous pimple showing up overnight? [humor]

Cause I wanna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoDomestic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2021
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One day at work my boss was setting up this joke, and without thinking I quoted this reply…he did not understand the reference and the whole team thought I just had a sick sense of humor 😭
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blueskyn01se
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2021
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18F with a deposit, a scholarship, a part-time job and a sick sense of humor. Cosmopolitan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/S_tRAY
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2021
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these are honestly some of my favorite of tommy’s videos. love the soothouse, commentary channel vibes combined with tommyinnit humor. would be a sick series,and he could bring in interesting groups of people together similar to the mod videos. :) reddit.com/gallery/r33v5f
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xjmcx19
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2021
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I'm at home, sick and quarantined. I'd love for some nice soothing reccs. Nothing suspenseful and probably not a lot of humor (I'm not feeling great overall).

If I had to choose a favorite, it would be The Sea of Tranquility by Katja Milay. I've been chasing that high ever since, I think. It has such a slow and peaceful build. That story is instantly soothing to me. I want something to get lost in.

Looking for contemporary reccs that are intimate - maybe angsty or coming from a place of grief? You know the types...the ones you read on a rainy day when you feel like having a cry.

High quality writing is really important to me. I just had to abandon one where MMC used a single rose to trace FMC's body and then used it to stimulate her clit. It was such a record-scratch moment for me that I just couldn't continue.

So, I guess, intimate, heartbreak, emotional, slow burning, wonderfully written "I'm sick and snotty" books.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnockItTheFuckOff
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2021
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Chara's sick sense of humor:

Perhaps this was one of the reasons why Chara was initially thought to be a genocidal demon who cared nothing but themselves. There are several moments where we see Chara laugh at times where they shouldn't:

-What? Oh, yeah, I remember. When we tried to make butterscotch pie for Dad, right? The recipe asked for cups of butter... But we accidentally put in buttercups instead. Yeah! Those flowers got him really sick. I felt so bad. We made Mom really upset. I should have laughed it off, like you did... (Asriel, Tape 3 of True Lab)

Their adoptive father suffers from a seemingly serious illness, and they can only laugh.

-You laugh, and keep laughing. It's SO funny, you can't stop. Tears run down your face. ... what? You didn't do that? (Laughing at Snowdrake's Mother)

Although this is not confirmed, it is very likely that Chara is the narrator of the game; and if so, they think it is okay to laugh at a fusion of various monsters who constantly suffer and cannot see their families.

-Do they both wish for death? That means their love will end in hell. I couldn't stop laughing. (Check RG 02 on the Genocide Route)

Taking into account that the theory discussed in the previous point and that this dialogue is exclusive to the Genocide Route, it is very likely that Chara thinks that it is funny that the love of two people ended in hell.

Chara is not a being of pure evil, but you have to admit that they are one of the most evil characters in the game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Under_Master_85
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2021
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Pearson has a sick sense of humor.

I was stalking Pearson for the scout jacket request, and would reload my save to 10 am when it gets to noon. I reloaded and saw Sadie working at the table so I thought it wouldn’t spawn. So before reloading I went around antagonizing everyone (mostly Strauss). Low and behold when I was back at the table about to reload my save I see Pearson drinking his beer and whistling. So good news I got the request, bad news everyone is pissed at me. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandebles
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2021
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Marcy's Sick Sense of Humor by SwainArt.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fsbot
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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So like.. I just finished tatara tales... I don't know man, someone in Mihoyo HQ has some sick sense of humor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckdsage
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2021
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I may have a sick and twisted humor, but you have to admit that this video is funny is all holy hell. reddit.com/r/fightporn/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedumbasskid69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2021
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He’s sick and tired of Genitalia Humor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_ME_GF_BROTH
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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What type of joke or style of humor are you sick of hearing?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/schmittymccute
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2021
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Ren & Stimpy (The Ren & Stimpy Show) vs Cow & Chicken) (...): Duos that consist of a short tempered scrawny character and a big dumb happy go lucky character, that go on mis-adventures, part of a show that has slapstick and gross out humor [Score Name: Sick Little Livestock]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EPICSanchez010630
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2021
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Intention β€œlight and free”. Apparently the quantum world has a sick sense of humor, too πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ME_kaleidoscope
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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These playground designers have a sick sense of humor.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/evostplght
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2021
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DoorDash has a sick sense of humor.

They wanted me to take an order 30 miles north and out of my area for $8, and then had the audacity to call me and ask if I would be willing to take the order for an extra $1 from DoorDash. I laughed, refused, and promptly hung up the phone. How do they see no problem with that? I would be spending my money to deliver that order.

Edit: Grammar

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2021
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The Spire's sick humor strikes again!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/loveless0404
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2021
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Guys rate mah sick sense of humor reddit.com/gallery/oucma7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/memelord3796
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2021
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They got a real sick sense of humor over on the Official Blizzard Forums

https://preview.redd.it/3b3affxm8r671.png?width=1884&format=png&auto=webp&s=abb0392737748a5f7f86bc4d1bbfa728a21d3dbe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrAudreyHepburn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2021
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Someone has a sick sense of humor.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlockCoding
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2021
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HUMOR: Throwback to when the League of Justice had just dropped their sick new album.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/donbosco2017
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I'm getting so sick of "degenerate weeb" humor.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hope_maeda
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Active/Veteran Military? Civilian with a sick sense of humor? Miner/Indy guy embracing the SUCK of 'New Dawn' and "Prosperity"? Well, at least our fleet chat and Discord are entertaining :)

Omni Defense Intelligence Network (1.EYE) is a veteran-centric group that is part of THE BASTION Alliance, and as such has access to robust null-security space content.

What we offer:

*Excellent Buy-Back program for ore, exploration/ratting/abyssal loot, and PI materials

*Ship Replacement Program

*PAID ACTIVITIES: We pay for each Coalition fleet you attend (PAPs), as well as have a profit sharing program (the Corp only keeps enough isk to pay bills/meet budgetary items. All extra income is shared out amongst those contributing)

*Potential to make decent isk in our null-sec home area (Ratting, mining, moon rocks, planetary production, etc)

Small gang roams (whether for Quick Reaction Force, hunting in our area, or on Coalition ESS roams), all the way up to massive, TiDi fleets. If you like PVP, you'll have it served up on a platter.

****NO CTAs. Real life first. We don't expect you to make every fleet (although we do ask that you attend a reasonable amount every month).

Active/Veteran military? We've got a place for you.

The CEO is retired Navy and we have a number of veterans from all branches.

If you're a Marine, we provide free crayons as snacks.

Air Force? We'll get you an extra-comfy chair so you don't hurt your sensitive tushy.

Hey, Sailor! Ready for the dick jokes and Village People memes?

You Army guys don't get squat; you should be used to that.

If, by chance, you are Coast Guard, you can join in our gate camp as a logi guy. That way, you never have to go more than 1 jump from home. That's normal for you, right? πŸ“·

Space Force doesn't exist; its a myth. Until we see you guys go through boot camp wearing a tin foil hat and singing the Battlestar Galactica song by Jonathan Coulton, you're not real.

--Sick of being in a poorly run corp where your teammates do dumb shit and get you killed on mining ops? We're working hard to keep that from happening. We consider 1.EYE a 'teaching and learning' environment, so sometimes, shit happens. Its all about how we grow from the experience.

--Civilians Welcome! We're not just military folks. πŸ“·

--Our Discord is VERY active, and we have some kind of operation (Whether mining, roams, etc) going almost every night. ((Voice Comms REQUIRED for ops))

--Let me say it again; REAL LIFE first, we don't have "mandatory" operations, and we expect you to moder

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doc_OToole
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2021
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Active/Veteran Military? Civilian with a sick sense of humor? You'll fit right in (We hope you like crappy memes and an ADHD-fueled Discord server)

Omni Defense Intelligence Network (1.EYE) is a veteran-centric group that is part of THE BASTION Alliance, and as such has access to robust null-security space content.

What we offer:

*Excellent Buy-Back program for ore, exploration/ratting/abyssal loot, and PI materials

*Ship Replacement Program

*PAID ACTIVITIES: We pay for each Coalition fleet you attend (PAPs), as well as have a profit sharing program (the Corp only keeps enough isk to pay bills/meet budgetary items. All extra income is shared out amongst those contributing)

*Potential to make decent isk in our null-sec home area (Ratting, mining, moon rocks, planetary production, etc)

Small gang roams (whether for Quick Reaction Force, hunting in our area, or on Coalition ESS roams), all the way up to massive, TiDi fleets. If you like PVP, you'll have it served up on a platter.

****NO CTAs. Real life first. We don't expect you to make every fleet (although we do ask that you attend a reasonable amount every month).

Active/Veteran military? We've got a place for you.

The CEO is retired Navy and we have a number of veterans from all branches.

If you're a Marine, we provide free crayons as snacks.

Air Force? We'll get you an extra-comfy chair so you don't hurt your sensitive tushy.

Hey, Sailor! Ready for the dick jokes and Village People memes?

You Army guys don't get squat; you should be used to that.

If, by chance, you are Coast Guard, you can join in our gate camp as a logi guy. That way, you never have to go more than 1 jump from home. That's normal for you, right? πŸ“·

Space Force doesn't exist; its a myth. Until we see you guys go through boot camp wearing a tin foil hat and singing the Battlestar Galactica song by Jonathan Coulton, you're not real.

--Sick of being in a poorly run corp where your teammates do dumb shit and get you killed on mining ops? We're working hard to keep that from happening. We consider 1.EYE a 'teaching and learning' environment, so sometimes, shit happens. Its all about how we grow from the experience.

--Civilians Welcome! We're not just military folks. πŸ“·

--Our Discord is VERY active, and we have some kind of operation (Whether mining, roams, etc) going almost every night. ((Voice Comms REQUIRED for ops))

--Let me say it again; REAL LIFE first, we don't have "mandatory" operations, and we expect you to moder

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doc_OToole
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2021
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Active/Veteran Military? Civilian with a sick sense of humor? You'll fit right in (We hope you like crappy memes and an ADHD-fueled Discord server)

Omni Defense Intelligence Network (1.EYE) is a veteran-centric group that is part of THE BASTION Alliance, and as such has access to robust null-security space content.

What we offer:

*Excellent Buy-Back program for ore, exploration/ratting/abyssal loot, and PI materials

*Ship Replacement Program

*PAID ACTIVITIES: We pay for each Coalition fleet you attend (PAPs), as well as have a profit sharing program (the Corp only keeps enough isk to pay bills/meet budgetary items. All extra income is shared out amongst those contributing)

*Potential to make decent isk in our null-sec home area (Ratting, mining, moon rocks, planetary production, etc)

Small gang roams (whether for Quick Reaction Force, hunting in our area, or on Coalition ESS roams), all the way up to massive, TiDi fleets. If you like PVP, you'll have it served up on a platter.

****NO CTAs. Real life first. We don't expect you to make every fleet (although we do ask that you attend a reasonable amount every month).

Active/Veteran military? We've got a place for you.

The CEO is retired Navy and we have a number of veterans from all branches.

If you're a Marine, we provide free crayons as snacks.

Air Force? We'll get you an extra-comfy chair so you don't hurt your sensitive tushy.

Hey, Sailor! Ready for the dick jokes and Village People memes?

You Army guys don't get squat; you should be used to that.

If, by chance, you are Coast Guard, you can join in our gate camp as a logi guy. That way, you never have to go more than 1 jump from home. That's normal for you, right? πŸ“·

Space Force doesn't exist; its a myth. Until we see you guys go through boot camp wearing a tin foil hat and singing the Battlestar Galactica song by Jonathan Coulton, you're not real.

--Sick of being in a poorly run corp where your teammates do dumb shit and get you killed on mining ops? We're working hard to keep that from happening. We consider 1.EYE a 'teaching and learning' environment, so sometimes, shit happens. Its all about how we grow from the experience.

--Civilians Welcome! We're not just military folks. πŸ“·

--Our Discord is VERY active, and we have some kind of operation (Whether mining, roams, etc) going almost every night. ((Voice Comms REQUIRED for ops))

--Let me say it again; REAL LIFE first, we don't have "mandatory

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doc_OToole
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2021
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Active/Veteran Military? Civilian with a sick sense of humor? You'll fit right in. (We hope you like crappy memes and an ADHD-fueled Discord server)

Omni Defense Corp. is a veteran-centric group that is part of the HARDLY COMPETENT Alliance, and as such has access to stable outposts in high, low, and null security space. We are, primarily, a LOW & NULL SEC group, however.

What we offer:

*Excellent Buy-Back program for ore, exploration/abyssal loot, and PI materials

*Ship Replacement Program

*Profit Sharing for corporate ore contracts (we only keep enough isk in the corp wallets to pay the bills and a bit of savings for special projects. All surplus funds at the end of the month are distributed to members in good standing)

*Potential to make decent isk in our low & null sec home areas (mining, moon rocks, planetary production, etc)

*Small gang roams (whether for Quick Reaction Force, hunting in our area, or on Coalition ESS roams)

Active/Veteran military? We've got a place for you. The CEO is retired Navy and we have a number of veterans from all branches.

If you're a Marine, we provide free crayons as snacks.

**Air Force? We'll get you an extra-comfy chair so you don't hurt your sensitive tushy.

**Hey, Sailor! Ready for the dick jokes and Village People memes?

**You Army guys don't get squat; you should be used to that.

**If, by chance, you are Coast Guard, you can join in our gate camp as a logi guy. That way, you never have to go more than 1 jump from home. That's normal for you, right? ;)

**Space Force doesn't exist; its a myth. Until we see you guys go through boot camp wearing a tin foil hat and singing the Battlestar Galactica song by Jonathan Coulton, you're not real.

--Sick of being in a poorly run corp where your teammates do dumb shit and get you killed on mining ops? We're working hard to keep that from happening. Although, we do dumb shit, too...so....

--Civilians Welcome! We're not just military folks. :)

--Our Discord is VERY active, and we have some kind of operation (Whether mining, roams, etc) going almost every night. ((Voice Comms REQUIRED for ops))

--As always, REAL LIFE first, we don't have "mandatory" operations, and we expect you to moderate your time in game so that you don't burn out. If you need to take a break, that's understandable. We'll be here when you come back...just stay in touch :)

--REQUIREMENTS: A Desire to Learn and Grow. We do have doctrine ships that are required to be trained for fleet operations/inclusion in low/n

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doc_OToole
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2021
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Active/Veteran Military? Civilian with a sick sense of humor? You'll fit right in. (We hope you like crappy memes and an ADHD-fueled Discord server)

Omni Defense Corp. is a veteran-centric group that is part of the HARDLY COMPETENT Alliance, and as such has access to stable outposts in high, low, and null security space. We are, primarily, a LOW & NULL SEC group, however.

What we offer:

*Excellent Buy-Back program for ore, exploration/abyssal loot, and PI materials

*Ship Replacement Program

*Profit Sharing for corporate ore contracts (we only keep enough isk in the corp wallets to pay the bills and a bit of savings for special projects. All surplus funds at the end of the month are distributed to members in good standing)

*Potential to make decent isk in our low & null sec home areas (mining, moon rocks, planetary production, etc)

*Small gang roams (whether for Quick Reaction Force, hunting in our area, or on Coalition ESS roams)

Active/Veteran military? We've got a place for you. The CEO is retired Navy and we have a number of veterans from all branches.

If you're a Marine, we provide free crayons as snacks.

**Air Force? We'll get you an extra-comfy chair so you don't hurt your sensitive tushy.

**Hey, Sailor! Ready for the dick jokes and Village People memes?

**You Army guys don't get squat; you should be used to that.

**If, by chance, you are Coast Guard, you can join in our gate camp as a logi guy. That way, you never have to go more than 1 jump from home. That's normal for you, right? ;)

**Space Force doesn't exist; its a myth. Until we see you guys go through boot camp wearing a tin foil hat and singing the Battlestar Galactica song by Jonathan Coulton, you're not real.

--Sick of being in a poorly run corp where your teammates do dumb shit and get you killed on mining ops? We're working hard to keep that from happening. Although, we do dumb shit, too...so....

--Civilians Welcome! We're not just military folks. :)

--Our Discord is VERY active, and we have some kind of operation (Whether mining, roams, etc) going almost every night. ((Voice Comms REQUIRED for ops))

--As always, REAL LIFE first, we don't have "mandatory" operations, and we expect you to moderate your time in game so that you don't burn out. If you need to take a break, that's understandable. We'll be here when you come back...just stay in touch :)

--REQUIREMENTS: A Desire to Learn and Grow. We do have doctrine ships that are required to be trained for fleet operations/inclusion in low/n

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doc_OToole
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2021
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Active/Veteran Military? Civilian with a sick sense of humor? You'll fit right in. (We hope you like crappy memes and an ADHD-fueled Discord server)

Omni Defense Corp. is a veteran-centric group that is part of the HARDLY COMPETENT Alliance, and as such has access to stable outposts in high, low, and null security space. We are, primarily, a LOW & NULL SEC group, however.

What we offer:

*Excellent Buy-Back program for ore, exploration/abyssal loot, and PI materials

*Ship Replacement Program

*Profit Sharing for corporate ore contracts (we only keep enough isk in the corp wallets to pay the bills and a bit of savings for special projects. All surplus funds at the end of the month are distributed to members in good standing)

*Potential to make decent isk in our low & null sec home areas (mining, moon rocks, planetary production, etc)

*Small gang roams (whether for Quick Reaction Force, hunting in our area, or on Coalition ESS roams)

Active/Veteran military? We've got a place for you. The CEO is retired Navy and we have a number of veterans from all branches.

If you're a Marine, we provide free crayons as snacks.

**Air Force? We'll get you an extra-comfy chair so you don't hurt your sensitive tushy.

**Hey, Sailor! Ready for the dick jokes and Village People memes?

**You Army guys don't get squat; you should be used to that.

**If, by chance, you are Coast Guard, you can join in our gate camp as a logi guy. That way, you never have to go more than 1 jump from home. That's normal for you, right? ;)

**Space Force doesn't exist; its a myth. Until we see you guys go through boot camp wearing a tin foil hat and singing the Battlestar Galactica song by Jonathan Coulton, you're not real.

--Sick of being in a poorly run corp where your teammates do dumb shit and get you killed on mining ops? We're working hard to keep that from happening. Although, we do dumb shit, too...so....

--Civilians Welcome! We're not just military folks. :)

--Our Discord is VERY active, and we have some kind of operation (Whether mining, roams, etc) going almost every night. ((Voice Comms REQUIRED for ops))

--As always, REAL LIFE first, we don't have "mandatory" operations, and we expect you to moderate your time in game so that you don't burn out. If you need to take a break, that's understandable. We'll be here when you come back...just stay in touch :)

--REQUIREMENTS: A Desire to Learn and Grow. We do have doctrine ships that are required to be trained for fleet operations/inclusion in low/n

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doc_OToole
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2021
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Active/Veteran Military? Civilian with a sick sense of humor? Love disgusting, tasteless memes in your Discord pings? Come play in LS/NS with us :P

Omni Defense Corp. is a veteran-centric group that is part of the KAIROS Initiative/Coalition, and as such has access to stable outposts in high, low, and null security space. We are, primarily, a LOW SEC group, however.

What we offer:

*Excellent Buy-Back program for ore, exploration/abyssal loot, and PI materials

*Ship Replacement Program

*Profit Sharing for corporate ore contracts (we only keep enough isk in the corp wallets to pay the bills and a bit of savings for special projects. All surplus funds at the end of the month are distributed to members in good standing)

*Monthly isk rewards for small gang PVP participation

*Potential to make decent isk in our low & null sec home areas (mining, moon rocks, planetary production, etc)

*Small gang roams (whether for Quick Reaction Force, hunting in our area, or on Coalition ESS roams)

Active/Veteran military? We've got a place for you. The CEO is retired Navy and we have a number of veterans from all branches.

If you're a Marine, we provide free crayons as snacks.

**Air Force? We'll get you an extra-comfy chair so you don't hurt your sensitive tushy.

**Hey, Sailor! Ready for the dick jokes and Village People memes?

**You Army guys don't get squat; you should be used to that.

**If, by chance, you are Coast Guard, you can join in our gate camp as a logi guy. That way, you never have to go more than 1 jump from home. That's normal for you, right? ;)

**Space Force doesn't exist; its a myth. Until we see you guys go through boot camp wearing a tin foil hat and singing the Battlestar Galactica song by Jonathan Coulton, you're not real.

--Sick of being in a poorly run corp where your teammates do dumb shit and get you killed on mining ops? We're working hard to keep that from happening. Although, we do dumb shit, too...so....

--Civilians Welcome! We're not just military folks. :)

--Our Discord is VERY active, and we have some kind of operation (Whether mining, roams, etc) going almost every night. ((Voice Comms REQUIRED for ops))

--As always, REAL LIFE first, we don't have "mandatory" operations, and we expect you to moderate your time in game so that you don't burn out. If you need to take a break, that's understandable. We'll be here when you come back...just stay in touch :)

--REQUIREMENTS: A Desire to Learn and Grow. We do have doctrine ships that are required to be

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doc_OToole
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2021
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Active/Veteran Military? Civilian with a sick sense of humor? Love disgusting, tasteless memes in your Discord pings? Come play in LS/NS with us :p

Omni Defense Corp. is a veteran-centric group that is part of the KAIROS Initiative/Coalition, and as such has access to stable outposts in high, low, and null security space. We are, primarily, a LOW SEC group, however.

What we offer:

*Excellent Buy-Back program for ore, exploration/abyssal loot, and PI materials

*Ship Replacement Program

*Profit Sharing for corporate ore contracts (we only keep enough isk in the corp wallets to pay the bills and a bit of savings for special projects. All surplus funds at the end of the month are distributed to members in good standing)

*Monthly isk rewards for small gang PVP participation

*Potential to make decent isk in our low & null sec home areas (mining, moon rocks, planetary production, etc)

*Small gang roams (whether for Quick Reaction Force, hunting in our area, or on Coalition ESS roams)

Active/Veteran military? We've got a place for you. The CEO is retired Navy and we have a number of veterans from all branches.

If you're a Marine, we provide free crayons as snacks.

**Air Force? We'll get you an extra-comfy chair so you don't hurt your sensitive tushy.

**Hey, Sailor! Ready for the dick jokes and Village People memes?

**You Army guys don't get squat; you should be used to that.

**If, by chance, you are Coast Guard, you can join in our gate camp as a logi guy. That way, you never have to go more than 1 jump from home. That's normal for you, right? ;)

**Space Force doesn't exist; its a myth. Until we see you guys go through boot camp wearing a tin foil hat and singing the Battlestar Galactica song by Jonathan Coulton, you're not real.

--Sick of being in a poorly run corp where your teammates do dumb shit and get you killed on mining ops? We're working hard to keep that from happening. Although, we do dumb shit, too...so....

--Civilians Welcome! We're not just military folks. :)

--Our Discord is VERY active, and we have some kind of operation (Whether mining, roams, etc) going almost every night. ((Voice Comms REQUIRED for ops))

--As always, REAL LIFE first, we don't have "mandatory" operations, and we expect you to moderate your time in game so that you don't burn out. If you need to take a break, that's understandable. We'll be here when you come back...just stay in touch :)

--REQUIREMENTS: A Desire to Learn and Grow. We do have doctrine ships that are required to be

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doc_OToole
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2021
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