A list of puns related to "Shying"
A main part of my body is called the nervous system
Shoe-shi
The seal responds,"anything but a Canadian Club"
Tom: Make my tea disappear Magician: Okay I will Om: You‘re not a good magician, my tea‘s still here.
On my first day of being an army recruit, we were all lined up and the instructor commanded that those 6 feet and over step forward. Even though I was shy of ½inch, I stepped forward, along with 15 others.
. After I looked around me, I realized I was noticeably the tallest.
They were a little shy for my liking
They have no stomach for them.
How the heck do we drive this thing?
That she was a little boulder.
Because its either sunni or shi'ite
And while I was working a nice old lady came to my til. I scanned through all her items and it came to £56.83, but after counting up all her change she had just shy of £40.
So I offered to help her, to which she refused but I eagerly insisted. I thought this is probably someone’s Nan, and I’d like to think someone would help my Nan in the same situation.
So after no time at all, we had all her shopping back on the shelves!
He’s a little coy.
It's Shy Grainery
He's a grower, not a shower.
Apparently camera film is photosensitive
Aww shucks
I guess you could say I’m a closet organizer.
We played some Mario together
My fish first pop out to say hello, but then quickly retreat to cover. Then they'll tease like they're coming out again, but then they'll shy away.
What makes them act so coy!?
Sometimes they're a little koi.
It was embearassed
Boysters. What do you call bodybuilding oysters?
Hoisters. What do you call oyster pirates?
Ahoysters. What do you call oyster nuns?
Cloisters. What do you call oysters that live under water?
Moisters. What do you call shy oysters?
Coysters. What do you call working class oysters?
Employsters. What do you call oysters with an evil plan?
Ploysters. What do you call singing oysters?
Voiceters.
I should stop before this gets worseter.
At home he was shy, quiet and retiring, but in the church he was a real fire and brimstone orator, rousing the masses in the name of God. It was as if he was two different people.
One day she asked him about the dramatic transformation that came over him when he preached.
"Ah," he said, "That's my altar ego."
When you start to get Sikh of his Shi'ite
It was a Shi-Tzu.
Shoe-shi
I took them up on it because earlier in the season I went for a pretty nice slide. It's like that old saying. Once skidding ice shy.
I had a great date with my girlfriend, and we're leaving the house right as Dad pulls into the driveway. We just got a new puppy, and I was explaining to him that the puppy wasn't even shy around her. His response?
"Hey, neither were you, eh?"
She thought it was cute. I almost died.
That she was a little boulder.
That she was a little boulder.
That she was a little boulder.
That she was a little boulder.
That she was a little boulder.
That she was a little boulder.
That she was a little boulder.
That she was a little boulder.
That she was a little boulder!
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