My family didn't have the appetite for my dessert puns. Please to enjoy!

Did you hear about the red-headed cookie that broke it’s leg?

Gingersnap


Did you hear about the cookie that quietly laughs at other cookies’ drawings?

Snickerdoodle


Did you hear about the dessert that got cast in the bakery’s reboot of Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom?

Shortbread


Did you hear about the friends the zombies are making in heaven?

Angel food


Did you hear about the Mushroom Kingdom princess that abdicated the throne to pursue the shoe repair trade?

Peach cobbler


Did you hear about the 49th state in the Union legalizing recreational marijuana?

Baked Alaska


Did you hear about the Bavarian teacher that filled up her blackboard every day?

German chocolate


Did you hear about the hip New York hotspots for citrus fruits?

Lemon bars


Did you hear about the mother's sister that really likes her nieces and nephews?

Fondant


Did you hear about people wagering money on a boxing match in the Arctic between a heavyweight champ and raspberries?

Sherbet

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fyrefrog25
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What biscuit does a short person like?

Shortbread.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14 2019
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It's not long...

Shortbread.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/glassishalfull
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23 2019
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Whats a Corgi's favorite kind of cookie?

Shortbread.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mt105
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24 2019
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What's a dwarfs favourite biscuit?

Shortbread.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TrappiTheUgly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10 2018
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Dad strikes again at my Grandma's house.

Grandma: Would you like some millionaire shortbread?

Dad: No, no, it's too rich for me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GabuTheBunny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02 2015
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Mom-joked

Me, looking in oven: Is that cornbread?

Mom: Shortbread (takes a peak)...but it's not rising very well...guess it's gonna be really short.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mnyfrsh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02 2014
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Fell for it every time.

"It's not long now."

"What isn't?"

"Shortbread."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HairyBaws
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14 2013
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What biscuit does a short person like?

Shortbread.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04 2019
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What biscuit does a short person like?

Shortbread.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06 2019
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What biscuit does a short person like?

Shortbread.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18 2019
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