Shopping Centres Puns

A list of puns related to "Shopping Centres"

If you've seen one shopping centre.

You've seen a mall.

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👤︎ u/Mean-Mango-7125
📅︎ Oct 30 2021
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did you know that at shopping centres for hitmen there arent any kmarts or walmarts?

thats because there are only targets.

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👤︎ u/Eclipse_offMyChest
📅︎ Sep 03 2021
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I don't like how shopping centres are so similar..

You see one, you've seen a mall.

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👤︎ u/AbuSarlihah
📅︎ Mar 11 2020
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Old terminology mixed with a new German shopping centre =
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👤︎ u/Buddiebird
📅︎ Jul 05 2019
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There was a clothing art exhibit in my town's shopping centre. Someone made a pyramid of jeans. Pure artistic jean-ious if you ask me.
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👤︎ u/Paskill
📅︎ Dec 18 2013
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It’s Halloween season, and I saw Snow White working at the shoe store in our local shopping centre.

She is the fairest of the mall.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 18 2018
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Found this beauty in the shopping centre

http://i.imgur.com/K9AvDnz.jpg

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👤︎ u/Mehta23
📅︎ Aug 12 2014
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The shop assistant just groaned...

My girlfriend wnted a new watch so we went to the local shopping centre to go to the Fossil shop. It was shut due to a power outage. Go back the next day and they're open; a quick chat with the shop assistant and she says the problem still isn't fixed and they're using generators to try and get through the day.

I couldn't help myself and say "I guess that means you're running on Fossil Fuel then?"

It didn't go down very well.

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👤︎ u/hiro51
📅︎ Jun 12 2014
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My dad tried to cheer me up

I was having a bad day, so i was complaining how everything sucks. My dad was like: "Son, remember this for the rest of your life; EVERYTHING in this world is shit.. dramatic pause ..except piss" this happened in the shopping centre too, so i felt very embarrassed lol

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👤︎ u/PM_ME_UR_NIPPLE_HAIR
📅︎ Jul 28 2014
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Once you've seen one shopping centre...

... you've seen the mall

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👤︎ u/td941
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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I'm tired of going to shopping centres.

You've seen one, you've seen a mall.

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👤︎ u/DjangoVanTango
📅︎ Nov 28 2019
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Once you've seen one shopping centre,

you've seen a mall

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👤︎ u/Redditnahredtitgetit
📅︎ Jan 23 2017
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Once you've seen a shopping centre..

You've seen a mall.

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👤︎ u/tilleuno
📅︎ Aug 30 2017
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