If only that joke wasn't aloud.
Shhh...I’m trying to keep it Loki
Shhh. I'm undercover
Dad: what should I say instead bull-
Wife: Shhh!!! Say snake instead.
Dad: [whispers] this is snakeshit
"SHHH" "What - I'm just trying to ask a question!"
I'd have £0.67p
Her:picks up pair of pants and smells them "Ugh, they smell like a tire."
Me: "Well obviously, they're clothes."
Her: "What? That doesn't make sen-- OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SO STUPID."
It was the highlight of my day.
So my name is Lance and this morning one of my coworkers (Bob) pinged me.
Bob: Is your legal name Lancelot? Just wondering because apparently there's a guy named "Lance Stevenson" in the office but in the intranet phonebook he's "Lancelot Stevenson"
Me: Shhh... I used to go by Lancelot. Now I'm just called Lance a lot.
Bob: groan...
