Iโ€™ve never been more angry with my wife. She came home from the store with nothing but Crab, Lobster, and Shrimp for dinner. She knows I donโ€™t like that stuff. She didnโ€™t even careโ€ฆ

Sheโ€™s extremely shellfish.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/noobmoney_rs
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A turtle got mugged by a gang of snails. Detective Rabbit of the Wildlife police came out to take his statement. He asked the turtle, โ€œCan you give me a description of the assailants?โ€

The turtle replied, โ€œI donโ€™t know. It all happened so fast!โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AndreT_NY
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