A list of puns related to "Septically"
It may be shit to you, but for them it's their bread and butter.
I call it "The Chronicles of Rid-X"
Police are labeling it a sewercide
He’s in a world of shit now
He got fired last week
He was doing a piss pour job
The owner was in septic shock.
The defense minister is reported to have said "Once our soldiers learn how to drive them, our enemies will be in deep shit."
It was a real shit class
They were Cork-asian
You take a lot of crap from people and never lose your cool.
theyre so full of shit
you get to own your own business.
I am #1 in the #2 business.
Yep, that's original.
I said, “Yeah, you wouldn’t want you’re boss to catch you shit faced.”
Turns out he was a shit driver..
An auntie septic.
"Caution – This truck is full of Political Promises"
He said "no shit"
"I guess they don't want us to leave any of our crap."
A garbage truck.
wife: The realtor has offered to have the septic system pumped...
me: That's a load of crap!
Her response was "guess he had a shitty day". Dad joked by my own wife couldn't believe it.
"We're number 1 in the number 2 business!"
It's a pretty crappy job.
...one turns to the other and say "I can drive this thing if you can do the guns"
A croc-a-pile!
What do you call a pile of rubber shoes in the town square?
A croc-tower!
Cos they have anty bodies
Anti-Septic Shock.
Gaseous Clay. Floated like a butterfly, stank like a septic tank.
He told me while looking into the septic tank:
"Just looking back at all the shit our family has done this year"
It's an anti-septic.
Dad was visiting last week, talking about his household projects he did. He mentioned that he got his septic tank emptied before winter, and that 'it was a shitty job'. He then tells me that his neighbor also had to get his tank emptied, so the service truck also emptied the neighbor's tank at the same time. He smiles and says, "Well, my neighbor and I finally got our shit together!"
He said he was very proud of himself for making an original pun like that. I patted him on the shoulder, looked him in the eye and said, "I can always appreciate an organic pun."
Son: He will live on with us in spirit, at least.
Me: Well, for a few months, but then he can live on in spirit out in the septic tank.
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