Cop: Do you know how fast you were going, Senor Photon?

Photon: C.

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You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?

He’s called Senor Rita

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You'll get a reaction out of this....

Anyone who makes a pun about iron should pay a periodic Fe, I would stop now but that'd be Nobel of me, HeHeHe. Be sure to take a deep breath before you say "NO". At this point you might thinking we should get Iridium of this guy in rl too. I'll eventually run out of chemical puns, right? Na, which might be your mood coincidentally. This guy must be a fake as Silicone, he got this from somewhere to which I reply, Si, senor! I Cu calling for the coppers, but any "Bro" of mine wouldn't. Don't worry, the best ones Argon by now. Au reading this! This winding list is surely golden by now, right?

As we close this out, allow me to echo your thoughts one last time, Fr y'all.

"F"In"Al"Y"

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Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?

Senor Willy

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👤︎ u/emjay144
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How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?

Soy Bean

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👤︎ u/anvil-14
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My wife was surprised to see me wearing a sombrero in all my high school graduation photos.

I had to explain— it was my Senor year.

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What is it called when an old Spanish man forgets why he walked into a room?

A Senor moment.

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👤︎ u/Joesdad65
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What did Stan Lee say to the Spanish man?

Excel, Senor!

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A man named Rita
  • Senorita?
  • NO, it's senor Rita
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