Si señor yo soy yo rancho ahhhhhhh
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Si señor yo soy yo rancho
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📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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A very old Mexican gentleman is a senior Señor.
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👤︎ u/TheLastJoe
📅︎ Oct 08 2018
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What do you call a 70 year old Mexican?

A señor citizen

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👤︎ u/qd0_0bp
📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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How do Mexicans decide who gets promoted?

Señority

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👤︎ u/Roxas1011
📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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Do you speak Spanish?

A) No

B) A little

C) Señor

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👤︎ u/Tommadds
📅︎ May 05 2020
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The local diner charges Hispanic men less than everyone else.

They call it the señor citizens’ discount.

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📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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What do you call a Mexican peeping Tom who peeps on you in the bathroom?

Señor Sheet

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📅︎ Apr 20 2020
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What do spanish programmers code in?

Si++

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📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.

"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.

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📅︎ Jan 25 2020
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When a Mexican man turns 55 does that make him...

A señor citizen?

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📅︎ Jun 24 2019
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Why do Mexican men get better positions out of college?

Because they can apply for señor positions

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📅︎ Aug 22 2019
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My store gives Spanish-speaking men 5% off every purchase.

It's a señor discount.

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📅︎ Apr 20 2018
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A Texan and a Mexican walk into a bar and order a beer

Bartender to the the Texan: That will be $5

Bartender to the Mexican: That will be $3

The Texan, upset, asks why the same beer cost less for the Mexican

The Bartender replies, "Señor Discount"

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📅︎ Mar 03 2019
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What do you call an apartment building where only Mexican men live?

A señor living facility.

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📅︎ Jul 30 2019
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Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?

He wanted to be a señor developer.

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👤︎ u/binusr
📅︎ Sep 28 2017
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Why did the Mexican mans meal cost less?

Because of the Señors discount.

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👤︎ u/Phiqlue
📅︎ Dec 03 2018
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Got my dad and the cashier!

So we were at a certain popular buffet chain, and when my dad 54-year-old with a long white beard went up to pay, the Spanish cashier asked if he was eligible for the senior discount, for ages 65+.

He strokes his beard and says "Nope, I'm not quite there yet.

I was standing behind him waiting to go eat, and I said "Well maybe you should try talking Spanish? Then you will be a señor!"

She gave us the discount, everybody around us cracked up laughing, applause was had, and the Albert Einstein behind us gave me $100. (Seriously though, they both laughed, she gave us the $0.59 discount, and Dad tells this story every chance he gets.)

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👤︎ u/Ancel3
📅︎ Jul 28 2015
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An unbridled masterpiece of a horse pun to one of my students this morning. It's a long setup, but dads will appreciate it. This one really happened as written.

So, I'm a Spanish professor, and I gave a final exam this morning. One of the last parts was that students had to write a paragraph using reflexive verbs in which they describe their daily routine. Since the class only had nine students in it, I told them that if they wanted to wait, I would grade their exams for them and tell them their class grade.

It was an open-book final exam (11 pages long), so I was in my office, and a graduating senior finished first and gave me her exam. When I got to her paragraph, I saw that she had written in Spanish that every day she woke up, got up, took a shower, got dressed, brushed her teeth, ate breakfast, and then she and her friend Emmy went horseback riding. Now, I knew that she didn't go horseback riding, ever, but that it was vocabulary from the previous chapter. The following conversation ensued:

Me: Horseback riding? Really?
Her: Yep!
Me: Every day?
Her: Yep!
Me: Every single day?
Her: Sí, Señor.
Me: I guess you could call it a stable routine then.

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👤︎ u/wuapinmon
📅︎ May 08 2018
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One of my grandpa's jokes

"Do you offer a Spanish discount?"
"Huh?"
"Señor Citizen."

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👤︎ u/m2012e
📅︎ Aug 22 2014
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When I was in my 1st year in college, there was a spanish guy in his 4th year.

He was my señor...

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📅︎ Oct 19 2015
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A very old Mexican gentleman is a senior Señor.
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👤︎ u/TheLastJoe
📅︎ Oct 08 2018
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What do you call an old Spanish gentleman?

A Señor citizen.

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