They call it the señor citizens’ discount.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
A Señor citizen.
A señor citizen?
Because they can apply for señor positions
A señor living facility.
Bartender to the the Texan: That will be $5
Bartender to the Mexican: That will be $3
The Texan, upset, asks why the same beer cost less for the Mexican
The Bartender replies, "Señor Discount"
It's a señor discount.
He wanted to be a señor developer.
Because of the Señors discount.
So we were at a certain popular buffet chain, and when my dad 54-year-old with a long white beard went up to pay, the Spanish cashier asked if he was eligible for the senior discount, for ages 65+.
He strokes his beard and says "Nope, I'm not quite there yet.
I was standing behind him waiting to go eat, and I said "Well maybe you should try talking Spanish? Then you will be a señor!"
She gave us the discount, everybody around us cracked up laughing, applause was had, and the Albert Einstein behind us gave me $100. (Seriously though, they both laughed, she gave us the $0.59 discount, and Dad tells this story every chance he gets.)
So, I'm a Spanish professor, and I gave a final exam this morning. One of the last parts was that students had to write a paragraph using reflexive verbs in which they describe their daily routine. Since the class only had nine students in it, I told them that if they wanted to wait, I would grade their exams for them and tell them their class grade.
It was an open-book final exam (11 pages long), so I was in my office, and a graduating senior finished first and gave me her exam. When I got to her paragraph, I saw that she had written in Spanish that every day she woke up, got up, took a shower, got dressed, brushed her teeth, ate breakfast, and then she and her friend Emmy went horseback riding. Now, I knew that she didn't go horseback riding, ever, but that it was vocabulary from the previous chapter. The following conversation ensued:
Me: Horseback riding? Really?
Her: Yep!
Me: Every day?
Her: Yep!
Me: Every single day?
Her: Sí, Señor.
Me: I guess you could call it a stable routine then.
He was my señor...
"Do you offer a Spanish discount?"
"Huh?"
"Señor Citizen."
