Schaghticoke Hire Lieberman (who once fought against the tribe’s efforts to win federal recognition) to Help Sue State Over Casino Law ctmirror.org/2016/03/07/s…
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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Pun intended.
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Spi__
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The Brothers Kurtzman

Special note: I wrote this about five years ago, and am about to write a second draft, so any feedback is greatly appreciated. (reddit gives this horrible formatting, you can read the original here: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3267017/1/The-Brother-Kurtzman ) The Brothers Kurtzman The Brothers Kurtzman were a strange pair; they were a decade apart in birth, and equally distant in interests and temperament. Michael, the older, was a studious sort who spent his youth among dusty books and lecture halls. His ad hoc guardianship of his brother-due to their parents unending stay in Europeβ€”didn't delay his studies at all, and by the age of 25 he was close to achieving a doctorate in Archaeological Studies from Yale. Compared to his brother's serious, cerebral style, Ryan couldn't be more different. The only class he ever excelled in was P.E., and he spent his free hours day-dreaming and carousing with his friends instead of studying. Michael, on the other hand, spent most of his free time taking long hikes in the Connecticut wilderness. It was during one of these hikes in the swamplands when he came across a length of cobblestone street. He was, naturally, thrilled to have made his first discovery as an archeologist; it did, however, bother him that this discovery had come not as a result of many hours of painstaking research, but rather as a case of blind luck. He overcame these reservations though the age old art of self-deception: it wasn't chance that he had run across these ruins, he had subconsciously picked up on cues in the environment and used his training to find the site. By these small lies he was able to justify all the money his parents had spent on his education. Michael went to the Historical Society in Hartford the next day and spent hours poring over old maps of the state. In none of them was he able to find any town or village near the place where he had found the cobblestones. Michael's bushy-bearded dissertation advisor, Doctor Gaines, didn't share his enthusiasm. It could be a carriage house, or the remnants of a farm. Gaines knew the area he was talking about. It was a nature reserve, so they could never get permission to excavate; it was best just to forget it. Nick Wood, one of Michael's classmates, didn't agree. Nick was a fortysomething eternal student who had more degrees than a thermometer, and a private fortune resulting from the Eighteenth Amendment and low inheritance taxes; he urged Michael to take matters into his own hands.

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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School Was Clothed
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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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Baka!
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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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That’s Michelle
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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is Isn't
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My 9 year old son just asked me to pretend I was a police officer arresting him for downloading the entire Wikipedia. Me: Young man, you're under arrest for downloading the entire Wikipedia!

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

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@u/mordrathe - remix
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob

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Native American Namebases

I created some Native American inspired name bases for FMG. I got pretty much all of my examples from Wikipedia, and grouped them based on region. I hope they'll be useful to someone, the text for cut and paste is below if anyone wants to use them:

Northeast Tribes|5|14|nasptlocer|0| Abenaki,Kennebec,Caniba,Abenaki,Anishinaabeg,Anishinape,Anicinape,NeshnabΓ©,Nishnaabe,Algonquin,Nipissing,Ojibwe,Chippewa,Ojibwa,Mississaugas,Saulteaux,Odawa,Potawatomi,Assateague,Attawandaron,Beothuk,Chowanoke,Choptank,Housatonic,Illiniwek,Cahokia,Kaskaskia,Miami,Cayuga,Mohawk,Oneida,Onondaga,Seneca,Mingo,Tuscarora,Kickapoo,Laurentian,Lenni Lenape,Delaware,Canarsie,Canarsee,Esopus,Hackensack,Haverstraw,Rumachenanck,Kitchawank,Kichtawanks,Kichtawank,Minisink,Navasink,Raritan,Sinsink,Sintsink,Siwanoy,Tappan,Waoranecks,Wappinger,Wecquaesgeek,Nochpeem,Warranawankongs,Wiechquaeskeck,Acquackanonk,Okehocking,Unalachtigo,Mahican,Manahoac,Mascouten,Massachusett,Ponkapoag,Meherrin,Menominee,Meskwaki,Mi'kmaq,Micmac,Mitchigamea,Moingona,Peoria,Wea,Montaukett,Montauk,Monyton,Monetons,Monekot,Moheton,Siouan,Accohannock,Narragansett,Niantic,Nipmuc,Nipmuck,Nottaway,Occaneechi,Occaneechee,Pamplico,Passamaquoddy,Patuxent,Paugussett,Potatuck,Penobscot,Pequot,Petun,Tionontate,Piscataway,Pocumtuc,Podunk,Powhatan,Appomattoc,Arrohateck,Chesapeake,Chesepian,Chickahominy,Kiskiack,Mattaponi,Nansemond,Pamunkey,Paspahegh,Powhatan,Quinnipiac,Rappahannock,Sauk,Sac,Schaghticoke,Secotan,Croatoan,Dasamongueponke,Roanoke,Shawnee,Shinnecock,Stegarake,Stuckanox,Stukanox,Susquehannock,Tauxenent,Doeg,Tunxis,Tuscarora,Tutelo,Nahyssan,Unquachog,Poospatuck,Wabanaki,Wampanoag,Nauset,Patuxet,Pokanoket,Wangunk,Wicocomico,Wolastoqiyik,Maliseet,Wyachtonok,Wyandot,Huron,Ontario,Oklahoma,Kansas,Michigan,Wendake,Quebec

Southeast Tribes|6|12|eocsgs|0| Acolapissa,Colapissa,Ais,Alafay,Alafia,Pojoy,Pohoy,Amacano,Apalachee,Atakapa,Attacapa,Akokisa,Bidai,Deadose,Atakapa,Orcoquiza,Patiri,Tlacopsel,Avoyel,Bayogoula,Biloxi,Adai,Cahinnio,Doustioni,Hais,Hainai,Hasinai,Kadohadacho,Nabedache,Nabiti,Nacogdoche,Nacono,Nadaco,Nanatsoho,Nasoni,Natchitoches,Neche,Nechaui,Ouachita,Tula,Yatasi,Calusa,Catawba,Esaw,Usheree,Yssa,Chacato,Chakchiuma,Chatot,Chacato,Chactoo,Chawasha,Washa,Cheraw,Chara,CharΓ h,Cherokee,Chickanee,Chiquini,Chickasaw,Chicora,Chine,Chisca,Cisca,Chitimacha,Choctaw,Chowanoc,Chowanoke,Coharie,Congaree,Canggaree,Coree,Coharie,Croatan,Eno,Etiwan,Grigra,Guacata,Guacozo,Guale,Guazoco,Houma,Jaega,Jaupin,Weapemoc,Jororo,Keyauwee,

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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I named my dog "5 miles."

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! πŸ˜€ Thank you for the awards.

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My WIFI password is 2444666668888888

Just to clarify, 12345678

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Possibly the greatest Snap Reaction dad joke I've ever told (it even got me a POWERFUL groan and vehement FU from my wife)

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

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