A list of puns related to "Podunk"
Within the past year / year-and-a-half I've been doing fairly well with letting things just roll off my back. Today, well let's just say today something was said that struck a raw nerve. I'm doing a little bit of grocery shopping and as I'm pulling into the parking lot this car from Connecticut cut me off and pulled into the parking spot I was getting ready to pull into. No big deal, it's summer, the tourists are here, some of them forget to pack their brain with their toothbrush. Luckily, a parking spot was opening up a couple cars down and I took that one. No harm no foul. As I'm making my way into the grocery store I see passengers go get out of the carβ a walking commercial for American Eagle. The mother looks like an absolute Corrine (snotty Rich Karen) the father looks equally as stuck-up and the kids look mortified to be within five feet of them. The thing is, I'm a bit of a people watcher. I like to feel out a situation due to my anxiety. So I'm going into the store, and as I'm grabbing my shopping cart I can overhear them talking amongst themselves. The father points over to me and looks at his son. "See that? that's the southern trash I warned you about." Still, I let it go. I get it, I'm a heavy set, heavily tattooed, guy wearing an X-Men tank top. I've got some gray streaks in my beard and shoulder length hair pulled back into a ponytail. I used to to be heavily into the punk scene when I was a teenager. It's not the first time I've been called trash. S***, if I had a dollar for every time my family called me something worse when I was growing up, I would own a Tesla.
But it's what they said next that really got to me. They were complaining about the fact that they couldn't find liquor anywhere. Big hint, you're in a state full of ABC stores. You want your Jimmy Beam that badly? Then do what everybody else does and wait your ass until Monday. Instead, they start complaining even more about how this is the worst part of Maryland they've ever visited and how they can't believe they're stuck in such a Podunk town. This is it, the final straw. I look right at them and tell them they are in a dry county. If they want liquor, the ABC stores open up tomorrow at 11 a.m.
The mother kind of snickered and turned to her husband before saying "Of course the man who looks like he probably lives in a trailer what now when do liquor stores open and close." I could feel the Jack Nicholson grin creeping across my face and just before I let her have it with
... keep reading on reddit β‘She would probably be Meredith Palmer from The Office. Still awesome, but in a rogue crustacean sort of way.
Hey all,
I'm wondering, is there a way for me to autotomize my signing up for every race in my area that I can win, and that are shorter than 10km, but not the ones that fast runners do? I am very insecure, and need to beat 64 hobby joggers each and every weekend to satisfy my ego. Maybe a bot can be written to do this?
/unjerk this post is inspired by the high 16 local 5ker in my town who does this every weekend, and never shows to the races with real competition.
This game is really confusing. I got the 1st and 3rd melody but i need to find a way to the second one.i just need a way back tho
People will tell you "it's an up-and-coming city, things are starting to improve and look up!"
They won't talk about the shitty roads that never seem to get fixed that 99% of people have to drive through everyday. They won't talk about the homelessness problem that never seems to get fixed. And they won't talk about the trash that keeps piling on the way to the interstate.
Yet you try to bring this up in the city subreddit, and you get downvoted and flamed to hell, and people never give any specific reason as to why you're wrong, just that "it happens in every city."
Why should we be comfortable living in shitholes? We should be doing better and expect more of our city councils and communities, not wallowing in filth and being happy about it.
The structuring is similar, 2 houses on the top left, a small road to the center
https://preview.redd.it/xl0g874p9my61.png?width=204&format=png&auto=webp&s=ecc5f04e2888fdd7aa51ae8da0a9bd84ede24bde
I got hit head-on by a distracted driver in 2019 at highway speeds. I should've died.
I was taken to the emergency room at a local hospital. They requested my insurance information within 90 days. I called them and provided it within 90 days.
The hospital sent my $100 copay "debt" out for collection anyways. (My insurance, which I provided, specifically covered this copay.)
Fast forward to now. Debt collection agency tells me they're here to collect a $100 debt. I told them this is not a valid debt.
Debt collector went to the credit agencies and filed a derogatory report. My score dropped 40 points overnight.
What should I do?
We need you to transport this lady maxed on Bipap to [my hospital] ASAP to intubate and manage her in a proper ICU.
"We won't take her, she's too anxious and breathing too fast."
Okay, we gave her some Ativan to calm her down, now you should be able to take her.
"We can't take her, she's been given ativan and now she's breathing slower. We'll only go if you send an on call RT with her."
I just...what the shit man. Course they roll in at shift change and we get to run. 0655 RSI.
I'm literally unable to figure this out. Is it just a state school?
Would UW Seattle/UCSD/UT Austin be "Podunk State". Because those schools are ranked alongside decent privates per US News/WSJ/whatever.
I've seen Podunk State a lot on this sub, and it just annoys me every time to not know what it is...
I got inside, tapped someone on the shoulder to ask where the restrooms are located, and the entire store, every employee and customer, turned around on their heels, stared at me with the same exact hollow, saccharine smile, and said, βhow can we help you?β
I'm 18 and my entire life has been behind a television or computer monitor because there is legit nothing to do here besides getting addicted to heroin. Without giving away my location I live in a town where the nearest not-dead mall is 30 miles away, and most of the friends I know around here just smoke weed and do hoodrat stuff. I'm just looking for interesting things I can do that are fun, and not super expensive to learn. So besides going to the gym which I already plan on doing, any advice? I'm already into sneakers, computers, and listening to music. But none of those things require going out of my bedroom.
Just as the title says
My mind is blown!! I have no idea if he lives there full time or what but I must find him! π€―π€―
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.