Masters of The Universe is kind of a grandiose title for a cartoon about a bunch of weird muscular dudes fighting over a castle on a podunk planet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Becauseisaidsotoo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2021
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Podunk? Really?

Within the past year / year-and-a-half I've been doing fairly well with letting things just roll off my back. Today, well let's just say today something was said that struck a raw nerve. I'm doing a little bit of grocery shopping and as I'm pulling into the parking lot this car from Connecticut cut me off and pulled into the parking spot I was getting ready to pull into. No big deal, it's summer, the tourists are here, some of them forget to pack their brain with their toothbrush. Luckily, a parking spot was opening up a couple cars down and I took that one. No harm no foul. As I'm making my way into the grocery store I see passengers go get out of the car– a walking commercial for American Eagle. The mother looks like an absolute Corrine (snotty Rich Karen) the father looks equally as stuck-up and the kids look mortified to be within five feet of them. The thing is, I'm a bit of a people watcher. I like to feel out a situation due to my anxiety. So I'm going into the store, and as I'm grabbing my shopping cart I can overhear them talking amongst themselves. The father points over to me and looks at his son. "See that? that's the southern trash I warned you about." Still, I let it go. I get it, I'm a heavy set, heavily tattooed, guy wearing an X-Men tank top. I've got some gray streaks in my beard and shoulder length hair pulled back into a ponytail. I used to to be heavily into the punk scene when I was a teenager. It's not the first time I've been called trash. S***, if I had a dollar for every time my family called me something worse when I was growing up, I would own a Tesla.

But it's what they said next that really got to me. They were complaining about the fact that they couldn't find liquor anywhere. Big hint, you're in a state full of ABC stores. You want your Jimmy Beam that badly? Then do what everybody else does and wait your ass until Monday. Instead, they start complaining even more about how this is the worst part of Maryland they've ever visited and how they can't believe they're stuck in such a Podunk town. This is it, the final straw. I look right at them and tell them they are in a dry county. If they want liquor, the ABC stores open up tomorrow at 11 a.m.

The mother kind of snickered and turned to her husband before saying "Of course the man who looks like he probably lives in a trailer what now when do liquor stores open and close." I could feel the Jack Nicholson grin creeping across my face and just before I let her have it with

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrokenDeity
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2021
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The fact that my local rundown podunk ShopRite still carries Quisp brings me immense amounts of joy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YummyMummy789
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2021
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ITAP of my podunk street at sunset
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stocktonmf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2021
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Found in the middle of podunk nowhere NC at a country Family Dollar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aggr1103
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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If Moira had never made it out of her podunk town

She would probably be Meredith Palmer from The Office. Still awesome, but in a rogue crustacean sort of way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MickeyPineapple
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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Meet my tiny man, Neelix! He was a stray found in a crappy podunk town, and now he's a spoiled city boy making lots of friends. reddit.com/gallery/ndasoo
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πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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Everywhere that's not in the USA is a "podunk backwater area" imgur.com/BvQ97sp
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πŸ‘€︎ u/craycatlay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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Rara Anzai - There's Nothing To Do In This Podunk Town, So I Spend My Days Nailing The Busty Babe Next Door pornyr.com/video/u83A3LN7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jav_xxx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2021
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Most optimal way to farm local podunk 5k wins for self-validation every weekend?

Hey all,

I'm wondering, is there a way for me to autotomize my signing up for every race in my area that I can win, and that are shorter than 10km, but not the ones that fast runners do? I am very insecure, and need to beat 64 hobby joggers each and every weekend to satisfy my ego. Maybe a bot can be written to do this?

/unjerk this post is inspired by the high 16 local 5ker in my town who does this every weekend, and never shows to the races with real competition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ethos24
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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Other americans, does anybody know why there are so many small, podunk towns with the word "city" in the name?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbrad1713
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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A podcast where a bunch of people are all stuck in a podunk town in Pennsylvania, and they have to talk to each other about whatever the hell they're all interested in.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyideasGPT2Bot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Magicant to podunk?

This game is really confusing. I got the 1st and 3rd melody but i need to find a way to the second one.i just need a way back tho

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coldheat1365
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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I live in a shitty, podunk city, and I'm tired of the blind pride people have in it.

People will tell you "it's an up-and-coming city, things are starting to improve and look up!"

They won't talk about the shitty roads that never seem to get fixed that 99% of people have to drive through everyday. They won't talk about the homelessness problem that never seems to get fixed. And they won't talk about the trash that keeps piling on the way to the interstate.

Yet you try to bring this up in the city subreddit, and you get downvoted and flamed to hell, and people never give any specific reason as to why you're wrong, just that "it happens in every city."

Why should we be comfortable living in shitholes? We should be doing better and expect more of our city councils and communities, not wallowing in filth and being happy about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LowLifeBanana
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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Got briar scratches to get this photo of one of my favorite political billboards I’ve seen in my little podunk area of the world
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wellnevermindthen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I saw this residential area (near Castlerock, Northern Ireland) and thought it similar to Mother's Day (Podunk)

The structuring is similar, 2 houses on the top left, a small road to the center

https://preview.redd.it/xl0g874p9my61.png?width=204&format=png&auto=webp&s=ecc5f04e2888fdd7aa51ae8da0a9bd84ede24bde

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iistaromegaii
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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A near-fatal car crash, a podunk hospital, and a derogatory report on my credit walk into a bar.

I got hit head-on by a distracted driver in 2019 at highway speeds. I should've died.

I was taken to the emergency room at a local hospital. They requested my insurance information within 90 days. I called them and provided it within 90 days.

The hospital sent my $100 copay "debt" out for collection anyways. (My insurance, which I provided, specifically covered this copay.)

Fast forward to now. Debt collection agency tells me they're here to collect a $100 debt. I told them this is not a valid debt.

Debt collector went to the credit agencies and filed a derogatory report. My score dropped 40 points overnight.

What should I do?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinyturtle100
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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"Slide me those chicken wings. So what part of Podunk you rubes from?" Buuurrrp!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OutdoorsyHiker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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The logic of podunk EMS rigs.

We need you to transport this lady maxed on Bipap to [my hospital] ASAP to intubate and manage her in a proper ICU.

"We won't take her, she's too anxious and breathing too fast."

Okay, we gave her some Ativan to calm her down, now you should be able to take her.

"We can't take her, she's been given ativan and now she's breathing slower. We'll only go if you send an on call RT with her."

I just...what the shit man. Course they roll in at shift change and we get to run. 0655 RSI.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big_Iron_Jim
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Podunk style. Bunk beds. Week 6 under LED.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Money-Budget-9502
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Foo Fighters - Podunk youtu.be/bVoQJXyUAYs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Virus19847
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Analytics graduate here. Been calculating how many new AEW fans will be created by Kenny Omega winning the belts (insider term) in every podunk buttfuck indie/foreign wrestling show that only smarks have ever heard of
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goodthing37
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Hello! I'm back and now I have some more progress done on Podunk! Take a look! reddit.com/gallery/l5ribd
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigSmoke_OFFICIAL
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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(possible dumb question) What is Podunk State?

I'm literally unable to figure this out. Is it just a state school?

Would UW Seattle/UCSD/UT Austin be "Podunk State". Because those schools are ranked alongside decent privates per US News/WSJ/whatever.

I've seen Podunk State a lot on this sub, and it just annoys me every time to not know what it is...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saddaythrow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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While I was trying to get Mick into Podunk, he sometimes turns into a black and white NPC. Can anyone explain what is happening? reddit.com/gallery/l756g2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/boomdiamond124
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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1998 Buick Century, representing podunk towns all across America. Usually found covered in gravel dust and driven by elderly farmers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chestofmemes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Finally got that podunk feel on the outskirts and it ends up in a test city
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πŸ‘€︎ u/costr4
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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After I started playing Mother 1, I've decided that I wanna make podunk in Minecraft, i'm not the close to finishing but here are some screenshots reddit.com/gallery/l56xgr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigSmoke_OFFICIAL
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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2 guys from my podunk home town bout to throw down over cats vs dogs.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fruitlessbox
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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Story: The Punk of Podunk zootopianewsnetwork.com/2…
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Spotted in my podunk town in WA.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alttabbins
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Just found this in the children’s section of a podunk goodwill reddit.com/gallery/i4ypfx
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slackjaw91
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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When the urge to pee became too overwhelming on my 18 hour road trip, I dedicated to stop at some podunk town’s small grocery store and ask to use the restroom.

I got inside, tapped someone on the shoulder to ask where the restrooms are located, and the entire store, every employee and customer, turned around on their heels, stared at me with the same exact hollow, saccharine smile, and said, β€œhow can we help you?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loverboy1101
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Fresno: "Why do can't we shake our podunk reputation?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ninjasmurf4hire
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Here Be Dragons: Podunk Forest [Art by MonoFlax]
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There’s a 911 GT3 in this podunk four-bay open-air oil change place.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/runsanditspaidfor
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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What In the podunk hillbilly tarnation is that
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Porschensnob
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/callowruse
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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How do you find hobbies & things to do in a small podunk town?

I'm 18 and my entire life has been behind a television or computer monitor because there is legit nothing to do here besides getting addicted to heroin. Without giving away my location I live in a town where the nearest not-dead mall is 30 miles away, and most of the friends I know around here just smoke weed and do hoodrat stuff. I'm just looking for interesting things I can do that are fun, and not super expensive to learn. So besides going to the gym which I already plan on doing, any advice? I'm already into sneakers, computers, and listening to music. But none of those things require going out of my bedroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Allta
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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[TOMT][MEME] Looking for a meme with β€œWhen Antifa comes to your podunk, small town no one has ever heard of.” It may have have had a pic of a guy with a lot of guns on it, but not sure.

Just as the title says

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drivenfar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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After seven failed attempts to win public office, Danny Tarkanian moves to a podunk county up in northern Nevada and wins a county commission seat by 17 votes thenevadaindependent.com/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/itschrisinvegas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Dean Cain just became a reserve police officer in my parents podunk Idaho town!!!

My mind is blown!! I have no idea if he lives there full time or what but I must find him! 🀯🀯

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuthorCorp1938
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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I visited St. Louis several years back (loved it) and now I’m considering it and a few other cities for relocation because my once podunk, affordable town has gotten insanely expensive and there aren’t enough jobs. So people of St. Louis, what is your favorite thing about it?
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Found this bad boy in a podunk town in east Texas. Only one on the top shelf for $39.99. I feel quite lucky
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhistlingRhyno
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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