I have a friend who is obsessed with the Scarlett Witch, Captain Marvel, and Black Widow.

I guess you can say he's a heroine addict.

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Scarlet which?
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DC and Marvel should make a crossover between The Flash and The Incredible Hulk.

They could call it "The Fast and the Furious."

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I told my daughter she was named after Thomas Jefferson...

She said "Dad... my name is Scarlett."

"Yeah, I know. But you were named after Thomas Jefferson."

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A couple is talking about...

A couple is talking about the one celebrity they wish they could marry. The GF says, "I would so marry Tom Hiddleston!". She continues to speak as she guesses that her BF would've wanted to get married to Scarlett Johansson, but he corrects her and says he'd Mar(r)y Elizabeth (W)instead!

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Quick r/puns, give me a punny rabbit name

First and last name preferably, containing some rabbity pun. for a creative writing assignment. I suck at puns

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Do you think back in the day when Gone With The Wind was huge...

that fans had Scarlett fever?

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While watching "Captain America: The Winter Soldier" last night

My wife mentioned that she was surprised Scarlett Johansson had such a big roll in the movie.

I responded, "Yeah I know, I thought she was more of a biscuit person..."

I got the beloved groan.

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