Saurus Puns

A list of puns related to "Saurus"

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Do-you-think-he-saurus.

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👤︎ u/amar610
📅︎ Apr 01 2021
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What do you call a dinosaur that works out?

A tyrannosaurus-flex

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👤︎ u/beanimus0829
📅︎ Feb 17 2021
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What do you call a dinosaur that’s in pain after sitting down for too long?

A Sore arse-saurus

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👤︎ u/Music_Phasic
📅︎ Mar 24 2021
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How do you greet a dinosaur?

“Hallo-saurus”

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👤︎ u/Kbridges89
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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What dinosaur is the best at treating sunburns?

An Aloe-saurus!

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👤︎ u/Fist_of_a_Dog
📅︎ Sep 19 2020
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What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?

A doyouthinkhesaur-us

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👤︎ u/Skinklemacfinkle
📅︎ Apr 28 2020
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My friend and I were trying to sneak by a dinosaur last night.

When we got to the other side, Dave said:

Do you think he saurus

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👤︎ u/the-amazing-noodle
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur who loved writing books?

A Brontë-saurus.

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👤︎ u/BaldrickD2M
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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What do you call a Canadian dinosaur?

A Toronto-saurus Rex

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👤︎ u/pwndabeer
📅︎ Dec 25 2019
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What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses?

A "DoYouThinkHeSaurus"

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👤︎ u/MissTickleToes
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A doyouthinkhe-saurus.... nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

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👤︎ u/RageMonster17
📅︎ Dec 07 2018
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

It's thesaurus...

(idk who did this, someone just told me this lmao)

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👤︎ u/bloodinmycoffee
📅︎ Aug 28 2018
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Ever wonder what Fred Flintsones favorite soup is?

A-pot-o-saurus

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👤︎ u/WhiskeyBadger_
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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What did Puff Daddy say to his dog when they saw a dinosaur?

Diddy-saurus, Rex?

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👤︎ u/broganreynik
📅︎ May 24 2019
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What's another word for thesaurus?
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👤︎ u/artie_effim
📅︎ Jan 26 2018
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What do you call a dinosaur with expert taste on a subject?

A connoi-saurus.

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👤︎ u/113CandleMagic
📅︎ Jan 19 2018
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What do you call a drunk dinosaur?

A Stagger-saurus

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👤︎ u/beardedshagger
📅︎ Nov 19 2017
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How do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot about english?

An OxfordsTheSaurus.

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👤︎ u/FyterX
📅︎ Sep 28 2018
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What's the most literate dinosaur?

The-saurus?

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👤︎ u/7homsen
📅︎ May 03 2017
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A do-you-think-he-saurus.

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👤︎ u/Knowbody-_-
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A do-you-think-he-saurus

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👤︎ u/T3chJ3n
📅︎ May 21 2020
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A Do-you-think-he-saurus

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👤︎ u/Succ_4_V-Buck
📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A DOYOUTHINKHE-SAURUS

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👤︎ u/WistfulEccentricity
📅︎ Apr 20 2018
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A Doyouthinkhe-saurus

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👤︎ u/TDav1112
📅︎ Nov 08 2018
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